I FORGOT TO UPDATE ON THE VENDING MACHINE’S SLOT 66

My ultimate romantic fantasy: being accepted flaws and all

Not because of them, not despite them, just an acknowledgement that yeah, they exist, and that doesn’t stop commitment.

I’m gonna JoJo my Stardew. Every new file will focus on the child of the previous file’s marriage. And they will all be named after birbs

We start with Pigeon

Kiara and Kovu from Lion King 2 were peak romance. They made each other want to be better and they did. 10/10 show-stopping incredible. "In a perfect world, one we've never known, we would never need to face the world alone. They can have the world; we'll create our own" like okay?????? Coming out here slamming me in the face with such poetry????

We were reading the book Boys in the Boat by Daniel James Brown in class, and because I had just gotten into sports animes, I kept trying to imagine how the book would play out as an anime. Except, since it’s nonfiction, I had to make up my own details for the lives of the other boys and the ways they interact, and I had to add in some of my own dialogue.

Aro story time

So my friend who I am not interested in asked me to prom and I didn’t want to hurt his feelings so I said yes. Prom happened, it was okay, kind of awkward, but I found some of my friends at the dance and hung out with them. Doorstep time, he confessed that he had feelings for me, and in an attempt to reject him kindly, I think I accidentally led him on. Because I told him, “You know I identify as aromantic, so I could never like you back in that way,” and then I got worried about his response so I said, “but I’ve always said I could see myself marrying a best friend.” And then we hugged and I kissed him on the cheek, but I don’t even see him as a best friend?? And I still don’t know what to do about that even a year later because he moved away for work and he comes back in like a week but I don’t want to talk to him really because I'm scared he’ll ask me on a date help

My dad is the funniest guy in the entire world and everyone needs to acknowledge this right now

There should be a lock button on photo apps so that when I show my conservative parents a picture, they can't accidentally swipe to see all the gay fanart right next to it.

really just saw an online book blog say that Frodo was the main character of The Hobbit smh

The surgery for wisdom teeth removal was super fun, but the ache afterwards is not.

I miss food.

I don’t always like my older brother but uhhh shout out to my older brother for NOT getting mad when I’m not able to concentrate on his long rants. I will zone out all the time and I’ll suddenly cut him off with “Wait I’m sorry, I zoned out. Can you go back? The last thing I remember you saying was [thing]” and he’ll go back and explain what he said again. I’m sorry, Big Bro, that probably frustrates you, but thank you for putting up with me so far.