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Allow me, a person on the internet, to suggest something for your local discord server you have all your buddies in

A no-context quotes channel

It's literally the funniest shit ever allow me to provide many examples for your entertainment

"Stay here you genderous fuck"

"Power-walk like a suburban mom, dress like a suburban dad!"

"You can have my boy sleeping privileges"

"No, it's okay, I made you a five year old, you made me a woman."

"Anyways, here's your boy tunes."

"Are you implying I dress like a capitalist"

"When is it my turn to be a himbo?"

"WILL YOU JUST HAVE SEX? WE NEED WATER!"

"I'm gonna bleach the fuck out of these below-skin jeans."

"I don't think we've laughed this hard since the bed-rocking days."

"Are they, by chance... gifted in the gender department?"

Thank you for your indulgence in my friend groups special brand of humor

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

2024 MANDATE

Do NOT. Do not. DO NOT buy fake leather

Pirate everything. Burn cds. Fight the cloud

PHYSICAL MEDIA

Tip food service workers crazy style

Smile at yr bus driver

Wear more eyeliner

Read superhero comic books

Paint more blood and gore

See saw xi in theaters

DIY OR DIE

Draw messy

LIVE MUSIC

remember that old panic at the disco is good truly

Tell people you love them

Stompy boots

My Chemical Romance

Assault a customer at your retail job

Write that weird fanfic

Watch every vampire movie ever made

Wear that crop top

Start a fire

Listen to music made by angry women

Remember that you are fucking alive and do whatever you want

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

Touchscreens do not belong in cars

Never before have I realized how much shaking a spray can sounds like Lego game sound effects

I'm glad my post about doing lightly funny shit for finals is still popular a year after I did it, and I'd like you all to know that for this year's English final, I wrote about Fallout for more than half of a paper on Brave New World which was supposed to be about if we were in danger of becoming like the society of the book. I got 23/25 on it.

Wrote a two paragraph essay for a final about how Nick from The Great Gatsby is super gay for Gatsby and got a perfect score is this how it feels to be god

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements