I'd Rather See 1000 Graffiti Penises Than 1 Product Billboard. I'd Live In Dick City If It Meant I Could

I'm obsessed with Spider-Man but like. Only by proxy. Like I see all the headcanons, I get clips of the Avengers cast on my Instagram feed, but like. I've only seen two Spider-Man movies, and even then, it was like, only the beginnings of them. I own a poster of the comics. I'm gonna buy the newest Spider-Man game and probably a suit eventually. But like. I'm only in this fandom in the sense of like I have the basic gist of Peter Parker.

"Read Banned Books" a new full page cartoon essay published in The New York Times Arts & Leisure section today.

Dude I'd kill for a Beatles show à la The Monkees that's about The Beatles being submariners. You can get a little of that watching Yellow Submarine (the movie, not the song) but I think a little show would be funny

The Internet is one big case of "You can do this thing! But Watch Out."

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

Forgot how much Blurryface absolutely FUCKS y'know what fourteen year old me you had taste

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

Allow me, a person on the internet, to suggest something for your local discord server you have all your buddies in

A no-context quotes channel

It's literally the funniest shit ever allow me to provide many examples for your entertainment

"Stay here you genderous fuck"

"Power-walk like a suburban mom, dress like a suburban dad!"

"You can have my boy sleeping privileges"

"No, it's okay, I made you a five year old, you made me a woman."

"Anyways, here's your boy tunes."

"Are you implying I dress like a capitalist"

"When is it my turn to be a himbo?"

"WILL YOU JUST HAVE SEX? WE NEED WATER!"

"I'm gonna bleach the fuck out of these below-skin jeans."

"I don't think we've laughed this hard since the bed-rocking days."

"Are they, by chance... gifted in the gender department?"

Thank you for your indulgence in my friend groups special brand of humor