Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You Greedy Fucks

it’s ween

Prepare yourself.

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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At a family gathering recently my family was discussing cars and my dearest mother brought up my dream car, a conversation that went something like

Mother dearest: "[Sigh] He wants a Cadillac-"

Me, in a different room clicking away at my old apple computer that's about the weight of a gas tank: "A 1985 CADILLAC ELDORADO COUPÉ, MOTHER!"

Please note, I'm not at all a car person, I only recognise cars that people within my family have owned, and even then I don't know all of them

Oh, but I know the cadillac. That caddie and that one alone. I will drive that one day. It will handle like a boat, I'll definitely go to car shows with it, and I'm sure people will are going to ask why the hell I want it in the first place, but I'm determined.

2024 MANDATE

Do NOT. Do not. DO NOT buy fake leather

Pirate everything. Burn cds. Fight the cloud

PHYSICAL MEDIA

Tip food service workers crazy style

Smile at yr bus driver

Wear more eyeliner

Read superhero comic books

Paint more blood and gore

See saw xi in theaters

DIY OR DIE

Draw messy

LIVE MUSIC

remember that old panic at the disco is good truly

Tell people you love them

Stompy boots

My Chemical Romance

Assault a customer at your retail job

Write that weird fanfic

Watch every vampire movie ever made

Wear that crop top

Start a fire

Listen to music made by angry women

Remember that you are fucking alive and do whatever you want

Me and the boys in the homoerotic panic bullet