Wow, Tumblr Is Fuckin' HYPE For The Ides Of March This Year. I Wonder Why That Could Possibly Be.

When you forget you have Tumblr for an entire month anyways I'm gonna make my button up shirt transgender

No but seriously mens and womens button shirts have buttons on opposite sides; left over right for mens and vice versa for womens. It's apparently disputed by historians as to why but I think it's because men were expected to dress themselves and everyone was expected to be right handed and women would get help buttoning their shirts but what do I know

Anyways I have two pairs of the same button up shirts and I'm going to switch the sides that the buttons are on

Top surgery, if you will

It's funny that the way people know I'm really sick is if I take naps I can't nap casually both due to this and my inability to fall asleep before like 11 pm

I'm obsessed with Spider-Man but like. Only by proxy. Like I see all the headcanons, I get clips of the Avengers cast on my Instagram feed, but like. I've only seen two Spider-Man movies, and even then, it was like, only the beginnings of them. I own a poster of the comics. I'm gonna buy the newest Spider-Man game and probably a suit eventually. But like. I'm only in this fandom in the sense of like I have the basic gist of Peter Parker.

Mr Beast is like if Gatsby didn't have a motive or love interest or anything and he just Did That™️

Finally After literal years of being told I have Tumblr energy, I became brave enough to do it. Hi yes this is my blog, vaguely gender, fairly gay, occasionally a mention of things going on with me, and all chaotic. When I told a friend of mine I got a Tumblr she misread it and freaked out because she though I got Twitter My mother would have never wanted this and wouldn't want it now, precisely the reason I'm doing it. Sorry mom I guess

Crow T. Robot says: Trans Rights

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

bring out the pussy