Idk What It Is But I’m 6 Seasons In Now And I’ve Never Taken Locke Seriously Once. They Can Give

Finally started watching Twin Peaks, who the FUCK is Diane

I’m finally watching the cannibal show and it’s fucking hilarious how utterly petty Hannibal is. Like a real interaction that happens in the show is basically this

Doctor: hey can you just like tell me your medical status, it’s for your insurance

Hannibal: I’m going to cut you in half

Obsessed with how Desmond is consistently having a worse time than everybody else on that island. As soon as he gets out of the button routine he’s immediately plagued with visions, once that’s done he gets time travel brain death disease. Once he finally gets a wife and kid he’s dragged back and thrown through dimensions like he is never not suffering and the other characters for the most part never know about it.

Y’all don’t know her like I do. We’re best friends in my head

Fucking hate being fixated on shit. What do you mean I’m nearing tears every time I think about some werewolf guy from a 2000s movie with like 20 minutes of screen time

MAG 16 will always be one of the funniest episodes to me because it’s essentially

Man with a horrible fear of spiders: I’m going to start taking anti psychotics

Man with a worse fear of spiders: yeah man you fucking crazy couldn’t be me

The fact that no one on that island approached Jack for help only to immediately realize that he was on the verge of a panic attack is insane. They’re like ‘damn this leader guy is sweating profusely and nervously muttering about his commitment issues, I think I should ask him to help me on my horrifically dangerous side quest.’ The best part is he says yes every time.

Revisiting fnaf now and it’s giving vibes of when you’ve already made your point in an essay so you just keep yapping to hit the word count. No hate at all, I can just tell that Scott did NOT know that he was going to have this much story so he went with the ‘yes and’ strategy

Social anxiety be wack as well, I’ll be like hmmm I do not understand this math problem, I should ask the teacher that has been nothing but nice to me for help, but then my body goes “well actually if you make eye contact she will shoot you with a handgun” like shit can’t argue with that