Fucking Hate Being Fixated On Shit. What Do You Mean I’m Nearing Tears Every Time I Think About Some

Remember when Dale Cooper showed up in his tux for the undercover operation and in the cut to Harry his jaw literally dropped, what was up with that

Obsessed with how everyone is actively aware of the smoke monster that eats people but refuse to believe that there might be other people on the island. Like I can accept eldritch horror but a person? seems made up

How many signatures do we need before Marlon is eligible to date, it’s what the people want

I wish every day that Sirius could’ve had tiktok because I know his ass would’ve loved saying ‘I got that dog in me’

Big fan of how Snape does in fact know that lupin is a werewolf when he’s first hired, so of course he’s all passive aggressive about it, but the funniest part is that nobody cares because his ass hates everybody. My guy was beefing with an 11 year old day one, ain’t nobody gonna bat an eye if he suddenly hates the new hire

If the yaoi ain’t old and toxic I ain’t want it

Your favourite Lost character is not about who’s the best person, it’s about who you most enjoy watching stumble through the jungle shaking like a wet dog. Bonus points if they’re crying about their dad.

Harry starting to fall asleep while Cooper reads out Dr Jacoby’s story I’m gonna be sick I HATE them

Before Kendrick there was him

Social anxiety be wack as well, I’ll be like hmmm I do not understand this math problem, I should ask the teacher that has been nothing but nice to me for help, but then my body goes “well actually if you make eye contact she will shoot you with a handgun” like shit can’t argue with that