Who Makes The Porn Bots. Where Do They Come From. What Do They Hope To Achieve.

AU where everything is the same except Jon stays the same as he does in S1. No matter what fucked up paranormal event, Jon always explains it away.

Jon: *compels someone to tell their deepest secret* Jon: Obviously I'm just good at getting people to talk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You're just jealous I'm actually good at my job

Jon:*knowledge appears in Jon's head*

Jon: I'm just naturally smart.

I think somebody else submitted something to the effect of this but you know what? you get bonus points for the skit

yes we all know about medieval jesters waging psychological warfare in times of combat, but wait there’s more!

at the beginning of battles they would ride in on horseback, juggling swords or lances, and taunt & bait  the opposition. soldiers would get so angry they would break rank & weaken formations just to try to kill the fool

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

bonus:

Not to be “woke” on main but

SCHOOL LUNCH SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

WATER SHOULD BE FREE!! 📢

FOOD SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

HEALTH CARE SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

MEDICATION SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

IF YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT, THEN IT SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

Tax the rich.

Not taxing the rich has given us fascism and oligarchs.

do you think the trend “would you still love me if i was a worm” is banned in the archives since the prentiss incident. like. tim says it as a joke once and jon almost spills his coffee on the carpet with how fast he turns around  

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk-jr-autism-study-medical-records/

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