Finished My Second Bg3 Run And Was Wondering If Withers Just Goes Back To Sleep Again After He Verbally

Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.

this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

"what are we" moment but it's just about siezen/duzen in a work environment

Girl Solas. Femme'Harel.

Dorian talks about Tevinter the way I talk about veilguard. It would be so much easier if it were beyond saving. But it could have been good. Urgh.

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

need to aromanticise this fandom more

i would look so hot half dead on a floor