This Is A Confession To The Star Wars Fandom Because I Have To Get This Off My Chest. Last Summer Just

fenders as tumblr text posts (screencaps src) | part 1

i started writing a varric/solas modern au (still unsure if it's going into a shippy direction or more platonic, but they are definitely something) but as I am about 4k words in, I realized that I am just doing DA2 fanfic now.

Featuring bangers such as

“Didn’t think you’d take it up the ass,” Fenris says. “No judgment, but I didn’t think you would.” “Charming,” Varric murmurs and snatches the man’s tankard from him to take a long sip. He’s earned that after that comment. “Who’s to say he takes it up the ass,” Isabella says. “I do,” Fenris says. “Do I get a say in this?” Varric asks. “No,” Isabella tells him. “So, details. Was he hot?”

which milena quoted five times on our train ride, I think i'm onto something

(in even better news, their next chapter of the punching blackwall fic is also going amazingly, I got solas being a cutie (read: people pleaser) for the next chapter, life is good)

Cullen Rutherford + text posts 1/???

based on this dunmeshi post from twitter

thinking about anakin giving interviews during the clone wars and the most important thing - literally everyone else has tried to prevent this

the council has never asked him to talk to the media like haha no way big guy!! you're the brawn not the spokesperson! go do what you do best. obi-wan has moved mountains to ensure that it is always Him, and not anakin, who ends up cornered by the press and whose quotes end up in media publications across the galaxy. even ahsoka, after One Experience, knows that when the journalists turn up it's time to distract anakin immediately and take the interview herself if she has to

all this to say i believe in my heart that anakin has never told a coherent story in his life. anakin's storytelling style is just maximum adhd - there are side tangents, there are multiple asides, there are loops back to a thing he forgot to tell you about, and wait, better start over, but just gotta fill you in on this critical bit of mechanical engineering for a solid ten minutes first. not a single coherent tale has ever left those lips. he isn't betraying war secrets, but he is somehow wandering from "how's it going on the front" to "what happened under the tables at the last wartime propaganda gala" to a rousing tale of his years training under obi-wan that is cut off at its most interesting point and never returned to, no matter how much you prompt him

and for the record, obi-wan is immensely fond of anakin's storytelling. he's got the art of anakin interpretation down. there's always something unexpected clattering around that curly head, and a winding journey between Point A and Point B that never fails to amuse obi-wan. but neither he nor the rest of the galaxy need the famous general skywalker's foot rash that he got on a muddy battlefield and all of his subsequent boot-related complaints immortalised in print. the journalist just needs a quick, catchy soundbite to reassure the public that things are under control, not a detailed update on what-might-be-fungal-but-anakin-isn't-sure-yet

That Cullen letter has had me spiraling for days because what do you mean you’re coming to Tevinter. Could you imagine Cullen in Tevinter? It’s like taking a Medieval English peasant to Times Square. Someone please come get peepaw he’s hypnotized by neon signs

okay i'm clearly on a journey through fandom memory lane but it really is wild to me that a random norwegian teen drama cracked the code on how to perfectly market and promote a show in the age of social media and NO ONE ELSE (besides the countries trying to create their own version of the same show ig) has emulated it?????????? like?????????? legitimate social media profiles for your characters????????? with posts and instagram stories from them that fit within the plot as well as offering a fun little extra insight into the characters/friendships/relationships?????? groundbreaking. i had instagram notifications turned on for FICITONAL CHARACTERS. one of your characters wants to be a director??? here's his real youtube channel with a video he made for his boyfriend's birthday full of never before seen clips that don't exist on the show?!?!?!?!?! unbelievable. you want your show to be immersive??? you want the audience to feel like they're living within the pov of your main character?? drop a clip/sneak peek in real time as it's supposed to happen in the episode so your audience is thinking about it 24/7. genius!!!!!! like can you imagine if circa 2018 everything didn't move to full season dumps and instead shows that aired on a weekly basis and incorporated even one of these things became the norm??????? we were robbed of what could've been

"He/him lesbian Solas"

Milena, speaking nothing but facts