Best Thing You Can Do With A Repressed Character Is Hit Them With Various Hammers And Sharp Objects Until

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

not now kitten . daddy’s getting lost in the hinterlands again

every single day I think about how the DA2 male love interests had their queerness erased in a straight romance because the writers feared that the straight girlies would find it off-putting to romance a queer guy

but yeah sure custom fem!hawke/fenris is suuuuuch an underrated ship 🥺🥺

i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h

came to a realization today

i would look so hot half dead on a floor

Wyll romance as The Dark Urge is so funny cuz he’s trying his hardest to live his fairytale fantasy, meanwhile Durge is out there saying the most unhinged things and barely preventing themselves from going on a killing spree

Have we done this one yet?