i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h
Dorian talks about Tevinter the way I talk about veilguard. It would be so much easier if it were beyond saving. But it could have been good. Urgh.
"Now I'm thinking about Cullen going to a strip club again.
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DRAG SHOW. I meant drag show. I don't know why I said that."
- Milena
I present to you a drama, comedy, horror. This story killed me three times.
I just want to catch up on all our lost time
i have been listening to this on repeat for the past. month and a half and i just. oh its them im sick oh....