When U Say Something And It Comes Out Meaner Than U Intended

‘better watch out, he really likes mushrooms’ new painting from my 1920+ world 🐻 another day on the patrol with Anna & Wojtek, cheers!

work process: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/mbVr9

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

"there's a steam sale on at the moment" oh no kidding dude. that'll be perfect for your choo choo train.

these are actual diagnoses from my dr appt today

Gaboon viper

Bitis gabonica (Viperidae), the Gaboon Viper is a formidable and beautiful African snake, with wide, massive and heavy body, triangular head and short tail. The adults usually measure about 140 cm in length.

Although the toxicity of its venom (cytotoxic and neurotoxic) is rather low compared to other poisonous serpents, this is compensated by the large amount that can be inoculated in each bite.

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Photo credit: ©Ricardo Ramírez

Locality: Captive, from Africa

A TV repairman just got married. The reception was excellent.

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

RAAF Mirage III-OA’s at Willytown