‘better Watch Out, He Really Likes Mushrooms’ New Painting From My 1920+ World 🐻 Another Day On

"there's a steam sale on at the moment" oh no kidding dude. that'll be perfect for your choo choo train.

These iridescent snakes are gorgeous. The one on the right is a white-lipped python. 

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended

Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”

Me:  

Happy Father’s Day.

Y’all are so excited about the new planetary discovery but I haven’t seen y’all share the Google doodle!

It’s so fucking adorable!

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother