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im curious, reblog and tag which show/book/webseries/etc. is like your “comfort series” or just has a really special place in your heart…

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Aries | March 21 to April 19 Like a Phoenix rising out of the ashes, so too will you frighten a number of small children playing inside that ball pit.

Taurus | April 20 to May 20 Everyone laughed when you said that global warming would destroy the planet, but that’s primarily because you had your pants down at the time.

Gemini | May 21 to June 20 Lately it seems like every time you open your mouth something terrible happens. Don’t be alarmed: This is what is known as “food poisoning.”

Cancer | June 21 to July 22 Your creativity will skyrocket this week, moments after purchasing a number of colorful and hilariously incongruent wigs.

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22 They say it’s impossible to survive without daily human contact, but then the Glowing Orb Beings from Muugaave-6 have ways of keeping you alive.

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 Nobody understands the excruciating pain you’re going through. Although having to listen to you drone on and done about it is torture of a whole different kind.

Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 You’ll wake up tomorrow morning to find a baby on your doorstep, just like you have for the last three and a half weeks.

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 The ancient martial art of karate should only be employed for self-defense, or in your case, any time you drink too much and decide to ruin everyone else’s night.

Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 It’s not the size of the ship, but rather the motion of the ocean that will cause your girlfriend to get sick during intercourse.

Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 The cheese stands alone. The cheese stands alone. You idiot—what are you doing!? Guard that damn cheese!

Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 Paved roads aren’t exactly a new innovation, but you still manage to get excited every time you see someone get run over.

Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 You will finally land your dream job this week, an ironic achievement considering how little you’ll be sleeping from now on.

i watched this episode tonight and was so enamored with this dance animation i had to go back and gif it

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devout monk going post by post through smashingorpassing clicking "pass" every time

Excuse me, a little privacy?? (at New England Reptile)

another day at work… Ded Moroz he has been brought to the role of substitute for Santa… so I want remind how real ‘Ded Moroz’ looks, according to Slavic mythology :] Happy New Year everyone & thank you for remarkable year, you’re amazing! Cheers!

Thomas Jackson