I'll do you one better:
He's saying this stuff pre-peace era, every time he's fighting Izuna. Many other foes die by his hands swiftly, including other Uchiha, so he finds no need to induce idle chatter. But Izuna is different. They've faced off multiple times before, so Tobirama starts to just naturally converse with the other. Most of the times, it's just insults as Izuna curses Tobirama, his health, his family, his looks, his gods, and his love life.
Tobirama, on the other hand, is making simple observations out loud. But the way he does so is in the most unintentionally romantic ways possible.
He'll take a particularly aggressive hit from Izuna and comment that the Uchiha must have denser bones and muscles to keep up with the strain of their sharingan because Izuna is petite in stature but is strong enough to completely overwhelm most enemies. From an evolutionary standpoint: the Uchiha are beautiful and colorful, which in turn makes them all the more deadly when their enemies fail to realize how much of a force of nature they are.
At different times, he'll make various comments about the different forms of Uchiha swordsmanship, and compare it to dancing, calling it an art form.
Izuna will glare at him, sharingan activated, and Tobirama will note out loud that his sharingan has a similar color to precious rubies and that the sharingan must be the most objectively beautiful doujutsu in the world.
And finally, he'll at one point manage to cut some of Izuna's hair, knowing that Izuna takes great pride in his appearance, and has it woven into a necklace he wears on the battlefield to taunt the Uchiha.
Only:
From Izuna's standpoint, he's been unofficially-officially courting this Senju. The Uchiha are a warrior clan, and they value strength and beauty above all else when looking for a spouse.
Tobirama effortlessly becomes in tune with Izuna whenever they clash blades. They're fights genuinely do feel like violent dances. Tobirama calls him beautiful, and acknowledges his strength in the same breath. He appreciates Izuna's swordsmanship and calls it art. He tells Izuna that his sharingan (what some Uchiha believe to be the entire culmination of their souls) beautiful and declares it better than any other clan eye techniques. And finally, he manages to steal something of value to Izuna, proving his strength, and wears it to battle in a declaration of ownership.
Izuna is now helplessly smitten. It ends up saving his life, because at one point, their confrontation was getting too heated, but Izuna wasn't ready to go to the next stage of their relationship, so he ended up retreating. (The foreplay was too much for him to handle.)
new headcanon that tobirama says insanely romantic shit by complete accident.
tbrm : you know that ruby that the third princess of usushio owns and that is estimated to be one of the most beautiful items in the world?? mh. your eyes kinda look like that when you activate your sharingan đ¤¨đ¤¨
izuna : ?????????????
They never really talk about the way that Tim essentially parented Bruce for a while, but it's an open secret that Tim is the only other person besides Alfred who has a chance to make Bruce see reason when he's particularly stubborn. It doesn't really cross anyone's minds. They don't think too deeply in the matter. It doesn't come up much, anyways.
But then one day, Bruce messed up. Not as Batman, but Bruce Wayne, a father. Now everyone's in the batcave, watching Tim chew Bruce out.
Dick's screaming matches with Bruce is stuff of legend, and also normal, so most have figured out how to tune them out. But this isn't a screaming match. It isn't even a shouting match.
This is Tim tearing into Bruce with pinpoint accuracy: not saying anything untrue, which makes the words dig all the deeper.
Everyone thinks Bruce is going to snap back, but he sits there, cowed. And then, to everyone's (except Alfred's) shock and disbelief, Tim stares him down and says in an absolutely icy tone, "I'm disappointed in you, Bruce." And Bruce just wilts in his chair.
And then he actually apologizes.
Tim - a single dad who works two jobs.
More specifically: Tim, who helped his girlfriend (Steph) through her pregnancy at 15 and looked deeply into pregnancy and child rearing incase Steph wanted to keep the baby, before she decided to put them up for adoption.
Tim, who parented his child (Bruce) as a single parent at 13+
Tim, who is staring at the cloning chamber of his dead best friend(s), suddenly realising this may result in a baby- but jts OK. Because he's prepared.
Robin's are prepared for anything.
And Tim? Tim is fully prepped for a baby. It's ok.
Doesn't matter, in the end. The cloning fails, Kon and Bart return, he finds Bruce. But the idea sits, in the back of his mind... he could be a dad, if he wanted to.
"Oh, it was so obvious I thought everyone already knew it and was staying silent out of politeness."
"No, we didn't know! And why would we stay quiet over such a matter???"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW MANNERS WORK!"
Beloved creator and internet shouty man Danny Motta said that Rei suwa as an adult looked like Aizawa today.
Iâm slowly having the realisation that buddy daddies is just erasermic hitman au fanfic where they raise uraraka together.
Danny Motta on YouTube made this comparison and I hate it but heâs also right.
Tim: I canât tell dick?? I donât want him to think Iâm crazy or not trustworthy bc Iâm doing something reckless??!
Jason who saw Dick make out with a mark to steal something from his pocket when Dick was 17:âŚ
Bruce who saw Dick jump off a moving plane and hum the song âI need a heroâ instead of calling for Superman:
Wally who say Dick go fuck it and infiltrate a sex trafficking ring as a stripper bc someone said he was too pretty to work for the mob:
Roy who has smacked dick out of delusions 15 times too many:
Clark who saw dick stay in a radioactive city for vibes:
Diana who has heard Donnaâs concerned ramblings since she was like 12:
Damian who saw that Dick turned the bat ears into projectiles that can electrocute you:
Steph who saw the same thing:
Tim who refuses to believe Dick Grayson can do anything that isnât brilliant, premeditated and completely the best option: I CANT HEâll be so disappointed:(
Artemis: I do NOT have a soft spot for Percy!! Demos: When Percy and Apollo started dating, you gave Apollo the shovel talk. Artemis: Well, my brother has a literal garden of lovers, obviously it was necessary! Demos: Not to mention, when Apollo visits, you go outside of your tent to greet him and you never let him stay long. Demos: Percy has a bed inside your tent for whenever he visits, and he's stayed with you and your Hunters for weeks on end. Demos: Just admit it, Arty. Artemis: No đ
Iâm still working my way through Wrath, but I think one thing that continues to irritate me about the way Rick writes Percabeth is that itâs always being re-iterated to us that Percy feels insecure/inadequate regarding his role in this relationship, but we donât usually see Annabeth worry this much about whether sheâs âgood enoughâ for Percy.
On the one hand, you could probably say that itâs her pride that prevents her from worryingâŚâŚ.but I also donât buy that because Annabeth has been demonstrated to ruminate over her relationships with others and whether theyâre going to last. But weâve never seen her worry about whether she is doing enough to âserveâ the relationship; itâs always about what the other person is doing.
I think why this annoys me in particular is because it feels like more missed opportunities for Annabeth to finally tackle her fatal flaw (hubris/pride), learn what it means to actually do some meaningful introspection/self-reflection (a very important part of being a truly wise individual), and make more meaningful demonstrations of humility. Iâm not saying she needs to hate herself or anything, but if I can be honest, self-hatred is NOT the definition of humility and itâs disingenuous to treat it as such (for all you people who are inevitably going to complain about âomg11!1!!1 Suggesting that a female character should show humility!!?!?? How sexist!!!1!!1!).
Humility and introspection are important parts of being wise because despite your unwillingness to admit this, sometimes your problems are not always caused by others and/or external factors. Sometimes, your problems are in fact your own fault, or at the very least, some of your behaviors are exacerbating the problem. Sometimes, youâre not doing the best that you could be doing in a relationship, or there are some behaviors that learning/unlearning would benefit the relationship a lot. And it demonstrates a lot of courage and maturity to be able to admit that about yourself.
I bring this up in relation to Percabeth, because Iâm a little tired of reading about how Percy always worries about his inadequacies in the relationship, but we never see Annabeth question herself about whether sheâs being the best girlfriend she could possibly be. We donât see any examples of Percy making a new friend who seemingly acts like/questions whether Annabeth is a good match for him. It makes the dynamics of the relationship feel unbalanced, like the responsibility is solely on Percy to service the relationship; Percy does most of the giving, and Annabeth does most of the taking.
When was the last time Annabeth sacrificed something that she wanted to do/say to make Percy happy, the way he often does for her sake? When was the last time that Percyâs traumas and emotional struggles were given front and center spotlight in a conversation of theirs? When was the last time that Annabeth realized that there was something she was doing wrong that was maybe hurtful to Percy, and maybe she should change that behavior? Why is the onus always on Percy to pull it together for the relationship, when his girlfriend has ways in which she could grow too? Why does it often feel like Percy is expected to do most of the emotional legwork?
When Lily needs to distract James she asks him to explain quidditch, and he is then busy rambling and collecting gear and slideshows for like an hour
When Lily has to distract Regulus she hands him a book and says "I really like the scene at the end" and then just lets him read
When James needs to distract Regulus he calls Sirius and hands Reg the phone
When James needs to distract Lily he hands her a bunch of new potion ingredients and runs away.
When Regulus needs to distract James he hands him a bouncy ball
When Regulus needs to distract Lily he asks her where a very specific item is that he has definitely hidden
In the past couple of months Iâve seen a lot of people genuinely confused about one or the other ship existing, so I wanted to explain some common reasons characters might get shipped.
But before we get into it: The point is usually just good, plain old fun! The entertainment of them being together !
And for entertainment and fun, it doesnât matter whether theyâve even been in the same room or not! Hell, it doesnât even matter if theyâve been in the same universe or not! Basically: Itâs all not that serious and the ppl harassing creators/actors/fans about said ships are usually the minority and frowned upon!
First of all, there are different ways in which people enjoy that ship:
In canon, aka it either is canon or they want it to be canon
Half canon, this means either post canon or if a very specific thing would have happened differently within canon
Canon divergent, aka itâs only enjoyable in theory or alternative universes and they donât actually want it to happen within canon
In other words, there are different ways in which people support this type of relationship
It is the perfect relationship and everyone should strive to find and be this kind of love
While they have their flaws, this is a realistic way a healthy(ish) relationship can come out on the other end of all the horrors tm
This is (somewhat) toxic but in the universe/story line it makes sense and is the best possible outcome for them
This is the truly worst thing that could come out of it for the both of them but thatâs why it is so interesting
Usually it boils down to these emotions:
It would be funny if they go together.
It would shift the impact of all that angst and trauma
It would be super cute. Plain old romcom vibes. Specially if the of story is not that at all and you just want something good for them.
Some basic reasons, that are more about the concept of them than actually them: :
They are fan favourites
They are both hot
Everyone else in the group is coupled up
They fit a certain stereotype/common trope
They resemble another popular ship juuuuust enough
The actors have played a couple/ship in another show
Spite! To annoy the author/other fans
Some personal reasons of the individual fan:
Reminds fan of their own crush
Fan relates to some aspects of their story
Fan relates to some aspects of the characteristics
Character looks like them/ like their crush
Based on the characters/stories design
They claim to hate/dislike/annoy each other but are somehow always found in each others business (willingly or not)
Opposites attract: They have opposing color schemes, personalities and/or views. The more differences the better.
Parallels: They have the same color schemes, personalities and/or views. The more similarities the better.
Based on their relations
You just want something good for this character and they (other character(s)) ARE that something good.
You just want something annoying for this character and they (other character(s)) ARE that something annoying.
Them being together would annoy this other character to noooo end
Even tho they donât interact on screen (often), there is evidence that they did so off screen: they keep up a certain level of relationship (good or bad) despite everything else going on
Purely about the characters
They donât pay attention to anything or anyone else nearly as much as they do about each other, especially ppl they should objectively care more about.
Theyâre the only ones who survived/left to deal with the aftermath. Even if they didnât talk much prior to this, this is something to bond over. To keep the memory alive.
The expectations set on them are/were the same. And despite the different support systems and coping mechanisms⌠the other is truly the only one who could even find a glimpse of understanding of what theyâre going through.
Yin and yang: a perfect mixture of parallels and opposites: Theyâve gone through the same thing but deal with it widely differently. OR They come from widely different backgrounds and reasoning but end up at the same conclusion.
BECAUSE theyâre so codependent they just wouldnât make sense with anyone else, regardless of wether they themselves make sense
BECAUSE it is unhealthy and toxic and itâs interesting to explore such a relationship
BECAUSE if theyâd be in literally any other genre/time theyâd be fine. Nothing this bad wouldâve ever happened if theyâd just lived in another universe.
Why not ? Itâs fiction.
These are all the reasons I can come up with at the top of my head but feel free to add!
Alas I want to encourage everyone to be open minded! Either to genuinely try to understand why a ship exists or, if you donât want to waste your time on sth. youâre sure you donât like, just filter and block the ship and their fans!
None of us can afford to waste our very limited free time on arguing with and harassing others about something FICTIONAL âŚthat we donât even like. Instead, please focus on making and/or supporting art about YOUR ship! This is not only much nicer to the fans you donât support but also to yourself! Positive interactions will result in more positive interactions after all! Mostly.
Please don't be mean. I cry when people are mean and I don't want to cry.
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