I’m Still Working My Way Through Wrath, But I Think One Thing That Continues To Irritate Me About The

This is going to be a wild take: under certain circumstances, I actually wouldn't mind if Dazai stayed dead.

Obviously, I want him alive, and am still in denial about how permanent his death truly is. But what's worse than an outright statement going "Dazai is dead and will never be brought back to BSD", is the uncertainty (partially because of the fandom). If he's dead, I want to have a skk scene that obliterates my heart.

I want what's left of the PM or the ADA to find vampire Chuuya, cradling Dazai's rotting corpse in his arms as he tries again and again, unsuccessfully, to save him by turning him into a vampire. Where each time he tries, Dazai's ability lashes out and removes the foreign ability, and he dies all over again. I want a Chuuya who has already been turned back to a human during one of his attempts, but still continues anyways because he can't cope, until the people who found him have to physically pry him away from Dazai.

I have a craving, and that craving is hurt/no comfort.

As a fanfiction writer, some of my friends always ask me why the stories I dedicate any amount of effort into are the gender bent ones where the male protagonist turns into a female. Is it because I do not want to ship two guys together so one of them has to be female? Absolutely not. I just think that it would be interested in how the story progression would look with a girl.

Fullmetal Alchemist? Roy not understanding how the fuck to treat this tempest compressed into the body of a tiny, human child. Sure, she might give him sleepless nights over property damage and lack of respect to local authorities, but he also remembered the time she called him on his personal phone, crying hysterically, because no one explained menstruation to her and she thought her bleeding was an early sign of her mother's sickness.

This was mainly about Fullmetal alchemist, but my point stands

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!

‘that ship doesn’t even make sense they never even interacted in canon!’ have you considered that i ship characters based on their dynamics and the potential they could have had if they did interact

When Lily needs to distract James she asks him to explain quidditch, and he is then busy rambling and collecting gear and slideshows for like an hour

When Lily has to distract Regulus she hands him a book and says "I really like the scene at the end" and then just lets him read

When James needs to distract Regulus he calls Sirius and hands Reg the phone

When James needs to distract Lily he hands her a bunch of new potion ingredients and runs away.

When Regulus needs to distract James he hands him a bouncy ball

When Regulus needs to distract Lily he asks her where a very specific item is that he has definitely hidden

All these 'Tim Drake-Centric batfamily fics' this and 'Tim Drake Joins The Batfamily Early' that, but no consistent amount of fics of Tim trading favors in the family in exchange for blackmail he acquired back when he took pictures of Batman and Robin? I call BS.

don't raise your pitchforks at me but yoo joonghyuk is technically doksoo's love child if you think about it

AU where Todoroki starts posting his conspiracy theories online and it ends up opening a public debate on whether All Might, Eraserhead or All for One is Izuku Midoriya's, a.k.a Hero Deku, real father. Somehow, after numerous "Dad Wars", the Dadmight, Dadzawa and Dad for One factions manage to get all three men, Izuku, as well as lawyer Inko Midoriya on the show You Are Not the Father. After much tension, emotions, and tears, to the point that the three men themselves have started believing that they might actually be the father, it is revealed that NONE OF THEM IS THE FATHER. That revelation starts a riot in the "Dads for Deku" community with more and more wild theories appearing as to WHO EXACTLY IS HERO DEKU'S REAL FATHER ?

Cue Hisashi Midoriya coming back from America for his long awaited vacation and 100% unaware of the shitshow that is awaiting him.

As much as I love Jily and Jegulus, I do not want Jegulily to just be about Lily and Regulus learning to be friends for the sake of their mutual boyfriend's happiness. It should be less about, "Aw, Reggie's kind of cute. I can see why James likes him," and more, "HOLY FUCK HOW DID I MANAGE TO BAG TWO PEOPLE?! AND THEY'RE BOTH HOT, SO YOU CAN SUCK IT, PETUNIA!"

Jily: the classic. We already know how they get together.

Regulily: It's his OWLs year and he ends up enlisting the help of Lily for studying because she's so smart. Basically nerds being cute together.

Jegulus: since James has obviously noticed Lily and Regulus hanging out together, he also gets to witness Regulus be a cute nerd (who, like Lily, could absolutely hand him his arse in a fight). Obviously James falls in love as well.

Just something that I think about at night, whenever I'm unsuccessful at finding jegulily edits on youtube.

Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry

Regulus: what?

Lily: James has a crush on you

Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck

Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.