I Need To Write Like A Whole Book About This NOW But Like... I've Never Written Anything Longer Than

I'm glad I saw this today because today is gonna be the day that I'm gonna bring it back to you.

Also, by now, you should've somehow realized what you gotta do.

Thinking simultaneously about goncharov and Weird Al's "NOW That's What I Call Polka..."

hi can i get a pitsa with peperiny and spite? thank you

So... Is "Tumblr user" like... A title? Like... Baron? Or an occupation (though with Tumblr plus this would be a bit more possible... Maybe.)?

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

good heavens! a delightful subversion of the original humor! i daresay this artistry is akin to that of Darlesley Follogerton or Often Panthurt! jolly good!

My mutuals are both broke and kinky so I have no choice but to piss on the poor

For all my fellow ADHD and soft voice-havers when we get interrupted/can't say anything constantly

do it scared <- litany against avoidance

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

Tbh I love @just-shower-thoughts response blogs fighting.

I'm sure I have at least one aspec person following me, right? Why not take a bit of time and fill out this survey?

Call for participants for a community research project 

The following is a request for participants for a high school senior year research project focused on aromantic and/or asexual individuals and how they view the intersection between marriage and religion(s), particularly Christianity, but also other religions. This research is being run by someone who is under 18 years old. As such, please interact with them in an appropriate manner.

“Hello, I am a senior in high school completing a school research assignment on a topic of my choice. I have chosen to investigate “To what extent is marriage viewed as an essential and important milestone within Christianity and how does this affect aromantic and asexual individuals?” In order to write a short report on this topic, I am seeking primary information from Aromantic and Asexual individuals. To do this, I have created a short survey that can be accessed using the link below.

Any responses would be anonymous and greatly appreciated. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me at NovaTea11@outlook.com Thank you.”

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