Okay, Yeah, Cool, "I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing" And All That, But Dude. Ani. My Guy. These Guys

JUST FINISHED LUKA AND MY GOD WHY AM I CRYING OVER FISH BOYS

What do you call a fic that takes place on Dream’s smp server but everything is underwater?

Damp au

“You know a lot about this,” Patton said, seeming surprised.

Roman’s cheeks turned pink. “Well, y’know, someone once came out to me as polyamorous and I realized I didn't know much about it so I decided to do some research so I could support them wholeheartedly.”

Patton smiled, touched.

Don't mind them having a sweet moment while Logan's mom is having a breakdown right beside them and Logan is in the hospital

Remus: When you pet a cat real good and it leans into your touch so hard it flops over? That's the shit.

Logan: Or when a cat kneads you with its little paws? Absolute heaven.

Janus: When a cat pushes away your book and flops down where it was so you pay attention to it instead of the book.

Patton, who just appeared to tell them it's dinnertime, eyes full of tears: Yeah that's the best haha anyway dinner is ready

Logan, fluffing Patton's hair: When you play with Pat's hair and he turns pink because he's adorable.

Patton, blushing: *incoherent stammers*

Janus, sliding his arms around Patton's waist from behind: Or when you hug Pat because he's so soft and cuddly.

Patton, blushing deeper: *more incoherent stammers*

Remus: When your boyfriend's holding Pat so you can do this:

Remus: *kisses Patton on the cheek*

Patton, bright red:

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I feel like the longer Bad's hair gets, the more "feral" he gets. Like,

Shaved hair Bad: Says "Do not laugh at me, good sir," to Dream after saying he runs faster without hair

Long hair Bad: Confidently, knowingly, and repeatedly asserts that he is on the top and Skeppy is on the bottom, holding up a shirt with decals of both of them on it (in that order), even after Skeppy points out it's the other way around on his version of the shirt

JANANA

Janus's light side name is Janan

Remus, nervous: Hey, uh... I drew Thomas...

Drawing: Non-creepy, realistic, black and white portrait of Thomas

Patton, eyes lighting up: Oh my goodness, kiddo, that's so good! You're a really talented artist!

Logan: You drew that? It's really good.

Thomas, pointing at it excitedly: That's me! That's so good! Oh my god

Janus: That's very impressive. You should be proud.

Virgil: Yeah, that's really good, dude. *kinda awkward but supportive thumbs-up*

Remus, eyes full of tears, turning to Roman: *whisper* Is this what it's like?

Roman: *solemnly sets hand on his shoulder*

Roman: Welcome to the 'I'm-Going-To-Keep-Creating-To-Chase-This-High-I-Get-From-Praise' Club.

Remus: Who else is in it?

Roman: All creators that crave validation. So... A helluva lot of people.

Embarrassing Music #1

Roman, jamming out in his room:

HEY YEAH DONCHA KNOW

SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA HEAR US ON THE RADIO

HEY YEAH DONCHA KNOW

IT HAPPENS SO FAST THESE DAYS I GOTTA TAKE IT SLOW

ooOOOOOooooOOO—

Virgil, videoing from doorway: *snicker*

Roman: *abruptly looks over*

Virgil: Oh, no.

Camera footage: *shaking and blurry and vaguely shows Roman chasing him*

Roman, screeching: DELETE IT! DELETE IT RIGHT NOW!

Virgil: *terrified laughter*

There'd be panic because people are so attached to it lmao the point is it's not canon but yet it's accepted as canon

Not to mention all the fics and art that would have to be altered with his new name although a lot people haven't even done that for Janus so they might not

Can you imagine the absolute chaos if Thomas confirmed Sleep's name and it wasn't Remy

SCREECH

WTIT SPOILERS

(NEWEST SANDERS ASIDES SPOILERS)

Oh my GOD so

1. Someone FINALLY recognized that as a part of Thomas, Remus has to have importance!!!

2. Real life Nico!!

3. Logan dumping out his coffee and replacing it with wine? ICONIC

4. HIS EYES! We were all right!!! I think!! Logan's gonna get mad and go dark so Thomas pays attention to him and become the orange side!! I literally made Logan's eyes orange in one of my dark side Logan aus! And he's definitely a dark side because of Remus's 'now you're speaking my language'!!

5. The end! Virgil chilling in the roots of a tree, Janus, the snake with the apple, up in the branches, assuring that 'everything is just fine'

6. Logan trying to understand the others while they constantly brush him off!!

7. The orange eyes at the very end!!

8. REMUS AND LOGAN CONTENT!!!

9. ALL THE SIDES TOGETHER IN ONE EPISODE!

10. ORANGE SIDE CONTENT

11. REALLY GOOD ADVICE FOR DEALING WITH INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS THAT I REALLY NEEDED RIGHT NOW

12. SHOWING REMUS'S WORK PROCESS

13. REMUS BEING ALLERGIC TO S O A P

14. THE ENTIRE THING

15. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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