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Henry branwell and David kostyk would have been best friends breathe if you agree

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

second grade fire safety psa voice: now firefighters may look scary. firefighters look like the devil. when you see a firefighter, you might think, “aaah, this is a cyclops, like the one that killed my dad, and now it’s here to kill me too”, and you might want to kill the firefighter,

It's you and me that's my whole world. They whisper in the hallway, "she's a bad, bad girl."

credit to https://twitter.com/nextleveisteph?s=21&t=rqfHErUrX2rhwl6_TvPYNg

Lainey Molnar

Oh don’t mind me, just sitting here thinking about Kaz not wearing his gloves to the docks to meet Inej at the end of Crooked Kingdom and like why … Like pretty sure he legitimately thought he would just give her her ship and show her her parents and then … she was gonna leave him and he would never see her again. Because in his mind, he just wanted to make her as free and whole as he possibly could, give her everything he possibly could, before knowing she would leave because that’s what she wanted. And I mean yeah, he knew he was gonna tell her the berth would always be there if she wanted to come back, but I don’t think going into it that he really expected her to at that point … so why no gloves Kaz?? Probably because if that was gonna be the last time he ever saw her, he wanted to be able to touch her one last time in some way if she was open to that … . I can’t … I just can’t …

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

Kaz + what he thinks about Inej vs. what he tells her

Snake played by AI

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

....but.... why?

honestly so many words sound like pretty baby names but then it turns out you can't use them bc they have Other Stupid Meanings. i mean come on. Allegra. Edema. Nitroglycerin. pretty! pretty baby names

No but imagine having to go on a quest with the prince you are sworn to protect, the queen of a different court who has a crush on aforementioned prince and the prince likes her back, and a prisoner who happens to be your ex, and both of you still have feelings for each other but you were on opposite sides of a war. The awkward situations fictional characters get into istg.

just said "fruity eyeliner wizard" out loud while talking about magnus and it's the best thing I've ever said goodbye

Malec scenes with pages from the books

CITY OF BONES • 222, 223 • 231 • 235 • 243 • 256

CITY OF ASHES • 222, 223 • 262, 263 • 300, 301 • 369, 370

CITY OF GLASS • 73, 74 • 76 • 130, 131 • 157 • 175 • 222, 223 • 345 • 383, 384 • 386, 387, 388 • 424 • 479 • 487 • 490 CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS • 44 • 170 • 249, 250, 251, 252, 253 • 259, 260, 261, 262 • 293, 294, 295 • 306, 307, 308, 309, 310 • 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378 • 413, 414, 415

CITY OF LOST SOULS • 28 • 31 • 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 • 65, 66, 67, 68 • 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84 • 119, 120 • 158 • 161 • 178, 179 • 192, 193, 194 • 246, 247 • 265, 266 • 310, 311 • 354 • 396, 397 (fav scenes tbh) • 466, 467 • 491 • 499, 500, 501 • The Pages Which Shall Not Exist

CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE • 34, 35, 36 • 40 • 43 • 45, 46, 47, 48, 49 • 59 • 61, 62, 63, 64, 65 • 123, 124, 125, 126, 127 • 231 • 273 [293 and 294 as bonus] • 311 • 338, 339, 340, 341 [356] • 381 • 387, the famous pie scene • 454 and 472 (Alec deserves a medal) • 508 • 514, 515, 516, 517 • 552, 553, 554 • 583, 584, 585, 586, 587, 588 • 621, 622, 623 • 636

Malec scenes with pages from the books

CITY OF BONES • 222, 223 • 231 • 235 • 243 • 256

CITY OF ASHES • 222, 223 • 262, 263 • 300, 301 • 369, 370

CITY OF GLASS • 73, 74 • 76 • 130, 131 • 157 • 175 • 222, 223 • 345 • 383, 384 • 386, 387, 388 • 424 • 479 • 487 • 490 CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS • 44 • 170 • 249, 250, 251, 252, 253 • 259, 260, 261, 262 • 293, 294, 295 • 306, 307, 308, 309, 310 • 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378 • 413, 414, 415

CITY OF LOST SOULS • 28 • 31 • 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 • 65, 66, 67, 68 • 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84 • 119, 120 • 158 • 161 • 178, 179 • 192, 193, 194 • 246, 247 • 265, 266 • 310, 311 • 354 • 396, 397 (fav scenes tbh) • 466, 467 • 491 • 499, 500, 501 • The Pages Which Shall Not Exist

CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE • 34, 35, 36 • 40 • 43 • 45, 46, 47, 48, 49 • 59 • 61, 62, 63, 64, 65 • 123, 124, 125, 126, 127 • 231 • 273 [293 and 294 as bonus] • 311 • 338, 339, 340, 341 [356] • 381 • 387, the famous pie scene • 454 and 472 (Alec deserves a medal) • 508 • 514, 515, 516, 517 • 552, 553, 554 • 583, 584, 585, 586, 587, 588 • 621, 622, 623 • 636

Malec scenes with pages from the books

CITY OF BONES • 222, 223 • 231 • 235 • 243 • 256

CITY OF ASHES • 222, 223 • 262, 263 • 300, 301 • 369, 370

CITY OF GLASS • 73, 74 • 76 • 130, 131 • 157 • 175 • 222, 223 • 345 • 383, 384 • 386, 387, 388 • 424 • 479 • 487 • 490 CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS • 44 • 170 • 249, 250, 251, 252, 253 • 259, 260, 261, 262 • 293, 294, 295 • 306, 307, 308, 309, 310 • 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378 • 413, 414, 415

CITY OF LOST SOULS • 28 • 31 • 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 • 65, 66, 67, 68 • 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84 • 119, 120 • 158 • 161 • 178, 179 • 192, 193, 194 • 246, 247 • 265, 266 • 310, 311 • 354 • 396, 397 (fav scenes tbh) • 466, 467 • 491 • 499, 500, 501 • The Pages Which Shall Not Exist

CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE • 34, 35, 36 • 40 • 43 • 45, 46, 47, 48, 49 • 59 • 61, 62, 63, 64, 65 • 123, 124, 125, 126, 127 • 231 • 273 [293 and 294 as bonus] • 311 • 338, 339, 340, 341 [356] • 381 • 387, the famous pie scene • 454 and 472 (Alec deserves a medal) • 508 • 514, 515, 516, 517 • 552, 553, 554 • 583, 584, 585, 586, 587, 588 • 621, 622, 623 • 636

Now here me out I love this….

But personally this is my favorite <3

No but I hot chocolate fudging HATE when I'm upset with my marks in some exam and then someone else is like, "Oh my gods that's not bad I got * insert even trashier score here*!" and then I have to assure them that their marks are good (even tho I probs do not think they are good) when all I want to do is dig a hole, crawl into it and eat ice cream in there until I die.

Best of the Crows in their first released interview all together

kaz’s first and second love in one picture.

im sorry but something needs to be said. the "kanej and helnik are so deep and poetic and wesper is so fun and silly 🤪🤪" joke is SO FUCKING TIRED. its not even TRUE. do i really need to explain the poeticism of wylan and jesper?? they both spent their whole lives thinking a fundamental part of them was wrong. wylan was abused and manipulated by his father into thinking his disability made him worthless. jesper repressed his grisha talent his whole life because his father told him it was dangerous; that he'd be be better off without it. it got his mother killed. but having each other makes them realize that they are worth something. they love and trust each other so much that knowing that the other values them gives them a whole new perspective. they didn't think they deserved love. THEY NEVER THOUGHT THEY WOULD GET TO HAVE THIS!! WITH EACH OTHER!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND

Ben and Freddy- the duo i never knew i needed

#don’t mind me just crying my eyes out at seeing these six together

people have gotten frustrated at how the show has softened kaz’s character. he’s not *quite* as ruthless and stone-cold as he appears in the book, but the audience also can’t hear his internal monologue that’s just him loving inej 5000% of the time with a bit of revenge and kruge sprinkled in

it’s kind of impossible to translate book kaz with his level of emotional depth while keeping the disparity between his internal/external character intact

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