No but imagine having to go on a quest with the prince you are sworn to protect, the queen of a different court who has a crush on aforementioned prince and the prince likes her back, and a prisoner who happens to be your ex, and both of you still have feelings for each other but you were on opposite sides of a war. The awkward situations fictional characters get into istg.
#don’t mind me just crying my eyes out at seeing these six together
I’m fucking dying. I got roasted in the best way possible.
The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.
....but.... why?
my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
GLAM KITCHEN💄🔥👄Puré de papa🥔 ✨here I am once again giving you my talents for free even though you don’t deserve any of it
Frankenstein’s monster being called just “Frankenstein” is actually poetic justice on a meta scale. Oh, so you’re going to reject your son/creation for fear of God and his hideousness?? You won’t give him a name and only call him “Creature”?? Well everyone forever is going to only remember him by your family name.
How’s that feel Victor?
Me: *has twenty unread books at home*
Me: *buys eight more books*
Me: *re reads red white and royal blue*
*some of the legendborn talking about Sel*
Sel: *enters the room*
Someone: Ah speak of the devil
Sel: ExcUse mE I'm not a dEviL I'm a haLf dEmOn learn the difference you uncuLtured swiNe