Honestly So Many Words Sound Like Pretty Baby Names But Then It Turns Out You Can't Use Them Bc They

No but imagine having to go on a quest with the prince you are sworn to protect, the queen of a different court who has a crush on aforementioned prince and the prince likes her back, and a prisoner who happens to be your ex, and both of you still have feelings for each other but you were on opposite sides of a war. The awkward situations fictional characters get into istg.

"Wylan’s first thought was that this boy had the most perfectly shaped lips he’d ever seen. His second was that his father had sent someone new to kill him."

~ Wesper's first meeting in Crooked Kingdom

Or as I like to say. Wylan van Eck having his priorities in order.

First: be gay

Second: worry about potentially dying

Me: *has twenty unread books at home*

Me: *buys eight more books*

Me: *re reads red white and royal blue*

GLAM KITCHEN💄🔥👄Puré de papa🥔 ✨here I am once again giving you my talents for free even though you don’t deserve any of it

reblog if you'll come with me to revolt against the duffer brothers if byler isn't canon

Frankenstein’s monster being called just “Frankenstein” is actually poetic justice on a meta scale. Oh, so you’re going to reject your son/creation for fear of God and his hideousness?? You won’t give him a name and only call him “Creature”?? Well everyone forever is going to only remember him by your family name.

How’s that feel Victor?

"Surprise!" Baz singsongs. "It's your ex-boyfriend and his boyfriend and that girl you never liked very much!"

"Agatha likes me fine!" Penny sounds offended. [...] "I'm worried about her, if you must know. She hasn't been returning my texts."

"Because she doesn't like you, Bunce."

-Rainbow Rowell, Wayward Son

just said "fruity eyeliner wizard" out loud while talking about magnus and it's the best thing I've ever said goodbye