Chuuya, Drunk: I Mean Dazai Is Just An Egotistical Bitch Who Only Cares About Himself.

Chuuya, drunk: I mean Dazai is just an egotistical bitch who only cares about himself.

Kajii: Literally I just said I dont care.

Chuuya: And then he'll call me and try to see how my day was and he'll pretend to care about me and comment on my photos and laugh at my jokes and~

Hirotsu: Oh well, that's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit.

Chuuya: Ikr,

Chuuya: he's just a fake privilege asshole.

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1 year ago

Dazai: Would you slap your crush's face for 2 million dollars?

Chuuya: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Dazai: Savag-

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Chuuya, panicking: fgqhcwgnaklud-

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mackerel22

8 months ago

Dazai: I want my vagina shaved ladies.

Chuuya: Then shave your vagina, Dazai.

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mackerel22

2 months ago

Dazai: We're finally getting along. It's been 24 hours since the last time we fought. Isn't that great?

Chuuya: No, it isn't. We complete the missions faster when we're fighting.

Dazai: Quick then, say something annoying!

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Chuuya, waisted, through the phone: It gets lonely here. And you know what happens when I'm lonely mackerel?

Dazai:

Chuuya: When I'm lonely I become hungry and when I become hungry I want to choke on that *beep* of yours, *beep* close, then lick all of your *beep* before taking out your *beep* and *beep* with more teeth *beep* until you're screaming *extended beep* like a fucking baby-

Dazai, traumatized: *ends the call, breaks his phone in two, punches the broken phone with a big book multiple times, makes a milkshake with the million little pieces of what remained from the phone and then gives it to Atsushi to drink it*

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Chuuya: Are you ready to commit?

Dazai: Like, a crime, a suicide or a relationship?

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai: Why do you seem to be so nervous around me lately?

Chuuya: I- it's just... I don't know. I guess I don't wanna say something wrong?

Dazai: Babe, I have a praise and a degradation kink. So whatever you say, it will somehow work for me.

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mackerel22

9 months ago

Atsushi: Dazai, have you ever thought of getting married ?

Dazai: *gay panic* I'm pregnant!

ada: What?

Dazai: It's Chuuya's.

ada: WHAT?

*meanwhile in the pm*

Chuuya, feeling a disturbance in the force: He said something that will get me into trouble, I can feel it!

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Dazai: If you tell anyone that we kissed I promise I will make your 2024 a living nightmare.

Chuuya: How is that any different from now?

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mackerel22

8 months ago

Dazai: *on the phone* Hey, Chuuya~

Dazai: Do you know my blood type?

Chuuya: Of course, its AB.

Dazai: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-

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mackerel22

9 months ago

Dazai: I am 100% straight.

Ranpo: Kunikida teaching Atsushi martial arts.

Dazai: I am 90% straight.

Yosano: Dostoevsky in the Dead Apple movie.

Dazai: I am 70% straight.

Ranpo: Sigma wearing his high heels.

Dazai: I am 50% straight.

Atsushi: The Hunting Dog that arrested you.

Dazai: I am 40% straight.

Dazai: Still straight, still doing okay.

Ranpo: Chuuya-

Dazai: I am not straight.

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