SPOILERS FOR EMPIRES, AFTERLIFE SMP

[WILD LIFE FINALE SPOILERS]

Uh, hello?? Is that Scar still stuck in Secret Life or is it actually a new SMP sneakpeak LOL

LIKE, WHAT SHADOW PEOPLE???

Ldshadowlady guest appearance soon! (If it's actually about SL, Lizzie's still falling so there are technically 2 ppl therefore Scar cannot leave! Shadow people literally means shadowlady - thank you for coming to my TED talk)

CLARIFICATION: This is NOT about the Hallucination theory!!!!! You can take it as an afterlife/limbo thing!!!

Also, congrats to Joel for winning!! Bummed because I wanted to see a Lizzie vs Joel showdown, however, it is made up by the fact we're gonna see that car around for awhile and I think that is so funny

“It’s my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard.”

-Slytherin

I expect nothing less from him, go king, give us everything

actually can we acknowledge “if you punish yourself, everywhere becomes hell” because GOD DAMN EDWIN that is. a very good line.

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

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Pick your poison,

Charles "Sounds a lot like you, maybe that's why I like her so much" Rowland

Or

Edwin "I keep attracting freaky ass guys towards me (Crow, cat and own bully/murderer)" Payne

Dk if you're still looking for recs but allow me! Most of these are insanely popular so you probs alr know them lol. I do ramble some of my probably spoiler-free opinions/summaries but you can skip them!

Ongoing BUT my current fav and go-to fic!!! I've re-read this a bunch of times alr and each chapter keeps getting better!!!

Basically, Bernard goes back in time to his HS-self, gets stuck in a time-loop on the day Darla dies and now he has to figure out how to keep his best friend alive; stop the loop, and go back to the future(present?). HEADS UP, HS Tim is still with Steph but there are a bunch of cute Timbern moments; this fic emphasize the most on the relationship between the Louis E. Grieve trio. Please mind the tags!

Ah yes, possession, what more can you say to that? Real fluffy ending though, 10/10 WILL read again

You know the trope where a masked person is heavily injured and seeks out their lover's place? Switch it up, now it's the masked person's also masked family member! There are 3 fics rn for this series, I recommend reading all of them!

Tim reallyyy wants to propose to his boyfriend, but alas the universe seems to always throw a wrench into his plans. Misunderstandings involved (on both parts but the seriousness between them are wayy different LOL)

It's not actually as serious as I described it lol, it's real fluffy and Tim's a total lovesick fool (emphasis on fool). Also, Bernard's studying greek myths yay!

What if they were just ordinary boys like in our world; and the whole vigilante-batman shabang was just as known to them as to us, in comics? But one day, one of them fell into a hole and ended up on the other side as... Bernard Dowd? Wait, that's not his last name! And is this Gotham City?!

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAV, PLEASE PLEASE READ THIS ONE. OH THE FEELS, oh the heartaches...; hope you will enjoy Bernard's journey finding his way back home like I did!

I am once again, BEGGING you to read this, on god, my all-time's fav. Also got fanart from one of my fav artists!! AHHHHH

Basic sypnosis, snippets of their relationship's growth, from their (kinda?) 2nd date to Tim's lowkey sugar daddy arc; they're flirtingggggg and ooo the anxieties of keeping secrets from your partner. Once again, 10/10, have re-read so often it's ingrained in my memories

HAHA, what can I say about this fic? Well, good luck with all the things this fic's gonna hit you with

You should check out the author's other works! They have written a lot of my fav Timbern fics!

Man will do anything but be direct, even treating a PHONE CALL like a chess game.

Very fluffy, very cute,

These bitches gay as hell, good for them, good for them

I actually don't even know how to describe this LOL,

Claw machine.

Duck Tim.

Enjoy!

People should recommend timbern fics for me to read btw!

JOEL'S ALSMP EP 8 SPOILERS

Me: danm Lizzie's next origin ain't even gonna last a full episode lmaoo

Joel: I will avenge my wife's honour

*Dies within 10 mins of being an Iceling*

Jimmy's and Joel's Afterlife SMP episode 7 spoilers!

(Also Empires spoilers)

*TALKING ABOUT CHARACTERS ONLY, NOT CCs!!!*

I was so certain it was either gonna be Scott or Sausage to kill our server's local cat jesus (based on Jimmy's streams).

https://youtu.be/KPWVMFfqG1Q

I guess Jimmy reverse kidnapping (surprise adoption!) failed lol.

Anyways theory time, sorry ya'll but I'm pumping out ideas rn. Just gotta wait until exams are over to unleash hell on this blog!!

So, in Empires, Joel has a familiar connection to both Lizzie and Jimmy (his wife and brother-in-law).

And in both their recent death on AL, he is present. So we all kinda agree on the fact, after everyones finales, Jimmy and Lizzie lost themselves and memories again, Joel basically became that "good guy goes and abandon morals" (man lost his family, friends and that big castle in like 5 minutes)

->Joel became the mad king.

How can you be a mad king without at least killing your families for unintentionally abandoning you amirite? He doesn't remember his past life but the regrets of that life transfered to this one like a sort of whisper in the back of the head that gets louder everytime

People will focus on orge!Joel but I, who still has not gotten over empires finales, will cling onto any theories of empires as long as my brain still functions

I like the detail that prince gumball works in a bakery/café:)

Since he's technically creating candy people!