“It’s My Duty. My Duty As A Complete And Utter Bastard.”

Me reading fanfics for 10 hours straight:

Pick your poison,

Charles "Sounds a lot like you, maybe that's why I like her so much" Rowland

Or

Edwin "I keep attracting freaky ass guys towards me (Crow, cat and own bully/murderer)" Payne

Your artstyle is literally my religion, on my knees everytime you post🙏

ik i’ve been inactive for a month but like do you guys wanna see yet another flower husbands animatic by me??

I just KNOW DP!Charles would be so annoyed DBD!Charles didn't change his cricket bat to a baseball bat when he was in good ol' 'Murica

God, I so need a crossover where the Agencies interact with each others. I feel like they'd absolutely hate each others' guts at first.

Send headcanons y'all

Didn't that person un-allowed comments right after TheYesterdayShow commented😭

every time someone goes "um!!! you can't write about dark/sexual things!! stop romanticising trauma!!!" i grow stronger actually

[WILD LIFE EP 7 SPOILERS]

Scott's Jimmy's radar cuz he loves him lots and lots and lots BUT IT'S SUPERHERO AU

Scott and Jimmy are dating, and Scott's a hero but he hasn't told Jimmy yet (WOW I WONDER HOW MANY TROPES I CAN MILK FROM THAT SENTENCE ALONE).

All Jimmy knows is Scott's job always call him at ungodly hours and Scott should really take more breaks! He's so overworked! I'd wanna say Scott is more of a spy guy, so he's safe from having too many injuries that makes it suspicious

Superpowers aren't a rarity in this world, Scott can turn into animals (maybe this is how he won over Norman and Flick, being their playmate LOL) so I want to imagine his senses are heightened, that's why he can easily sense Jimmy around even when he's invisible. Yeah it's exactly like dogs and cats seeing smth that isn't there to the normal human eyes.

Jimmy likes to surprise Scott, does it work? No. Does he know that? Yes. Does Scott still play along cause it's endearing? Yes. Are they having fun and being adorable? YES

But then one day, Scott gets called in and is told superheroes are going missing (I haven't thought this part through lol), and based on security footages that they could gather from the crimescenes, the heroes just suddenly DROPPED to the floor, smokebombs poof poof, then get carried off. They suspect it's some kind of powerful sleep gas, so they want to send Scott spying along a small troop to investigate.

That night, Scott's spying, and what he sees is surprising. No gas, no tranquilizer. The heroes are dropping to the floor like flies. It almost seemed like they were hit in the back of the head? How is that possible?

Then his senses are tingling, he transforms back, rushes over in a haze of smoke bomb, and grabs,,, something. He's grabbing something that isn't there, he's grabbing someone's wrist but he can't see it, he can't see them. He doesn't know who they are. He's lying, he knows it's him.

Dk if you're still looking for recs but allow me! Most of these are insanely popular so you probs alr know them lol. I do ramble some of my probably spoiler-free opinions/summaries but you can skip them!

Ongoing BUT my current fav and go-to fic!!! I've re-read this a bunch of times alr and each chapter keeps getting better!!!

Basically, Bernard goes back in time to his HS-self, gets stuck in a time-loop on the day Darla dies and now he has to figure out how to keep his best friend alive; stop the loop, and go back to the future(present?). HEADS UP, HS Tim is still with Steph but there are a bunch of cute Timbern moments; this fic emphasize the most on the relationship between the Louis E. Grieve trio. Please mind the tags!

Ah yes, possession, what more can you say to that? Real fluffy ending though, 10/10 WILL read again

You know the trope where a masked person is heavily injured and seeks out their lover's place? Switch it up, now it's the masked person's also masked family member! There are 3 fics rn for this series, I recommend reading all of them!

Tim reallyyy wants to propose to his boyfriend, but alas the universe seems to always throw a wrench into his plans. Misunderstandings involved (on both parts but the seriousness between them are wayy different LOL)

It's not actually as serious as I described it lol, it's real fluffy and Tim's a total lovesick fool (emphasis on fool). Also, Bernard's studying greek myths yay!

What if they were just ordinary boys like in our world; and the whole vigilante-batman shabang was just as known to them as to us, in comics? But one day, one of them fell into a hole and ended up on the other side as... Bernard Dowd? Wait, that's not his last name! And is this Gotham City?!

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAV, PLEASE PLEASE READ THIS ONE. OH THE FEELS, oh the heartaches...; hope you will enjoy Bernard's journey finding his way back home like I did!

I am once again, BEGGING you to read this, on god, my all-time's fav. Also got fanart from one of my fav artists!! AHHHHH

Basic sypnosis, snippets of their relationship's growth, from their (kinda?) 2nd date to Tim's lowkey sugar daddy arc; they're flirtingggggg and ooo the anxieties of keeping secrets from your partner. Once again, 10/10, have re-read so often it's ingrained in my memories

HAHA, what can I say about this fic? Well, good luck with all the things this fic's gonna hit you with

You should check out the author's other works! They have written a lot of my fav Timbern fics!

Man will do anything but be direct, even treating a PHONE CALL like a chess game.

Very fluffy, very cute,

These bitches gay as hell, good for them, good for them

I actually don't even know how to describe this LOL,

Claw machine.

Duck Tim.

Enjoy!

People should recommend timbern fics for me to read btw!

Guys guys guys guys-

Doom Patrol Edwin Paine 🤝 DBD Edwin Payne

Oh I love how Edwin suffers no matter what series, really pay homage to his last name

queercode-my-minecraft

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Scott Smajor Read Our Fucking Fics: A PowerPoint Series Part I | Part II | Part III (you’re here)

Super sorry that I replied instead of reblogged😭

BUT IS IT THIS ONE

WHERE’S THAT POST WITH THE SLIDESHOW WITH GOOD FLOWER HUSBANDS OR EMPIRES FICS- WHERE IS IT-

Jimmy's and Joel's Afterlife SMP episode 7 spoilers!

(Also Empires spoilers)

*TALKING ABOUT CHARACTERS ONLY, NOT CCs!!!*

I was so certain it was either gonna be Scott or Sausage to kill our server's local cat jesus (based on Jimmy's streams).

https://youtu.be/KPWVMFfqG1Q

I guess Jimmy reverse kidnapping (surprise adoption!) failed lol.

Anyways theory time, sorry ya'll but I'm pumping out ideas rn. Just gotta wait until exams are over to unleash hell on this blog!!

So, in Empires, Joel has a familiar connection to both Lizzie and Jimmy (his wife and brother-in-law).

And in both their recent death on AL, he is present. So we all kinda agree on the fact, after everyones finales, Jimmy and Lizzie lost themselves and memories again, Joel basically became that "good guy goes and abandon morals" (man lost his family, friends and that big castle in like 5 minutes)

->Joel became the mad king.

How can you be a mad king without at least killing your families for unintentionally abandoning you amirite? He doesn't remember his past life but the regrets of that life transfered to this one like a sort of whisper in the back of the head that gets louder everytime

People will focus on orge!Joel but I, who still has not gotten over empires finales, will cling onto any theories of empires as long as my brain still functions