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Jimmy's and Joel's Afterlife SMP episode 7 spoilers!

(Also Empires spoilers)

*TALKING ABOUT CHARACTERS ONLY, NOT CCs!!!*

I was so certain it was either gonna be Scott or Sausage to kill our server's local cat jesus (based on Jimmy's streams).

https://youtu.be/KPWVMFfqG1Q

I guess Jimmy reverse kidnapping (surprise adoption!) failed lol.

Anyways theory time, sorry ya'll but I'm pumping out ideas rn. Just gotta wait until exams are over to unleash hell on this blog!!

So, in Empires, Joel has a familiar connection to both Lizzie and Jimmy (his wife and brother-in-law).

And in both their recent death on AL, he is present. So we all kinda agree on the fact, after everyones finales, Jimmy and Lizzie lost themselves and memories again, Joel basically became that "good guy goes and abandon morals" (man lost his family, friends and that big castle in like 5 minutes)

->Joel became the mad king.

How can you be a mad king without at least killing your families for unintentionally abandoning you amirite? He doesn't remember his past life but the regrets of that life transfered to this one like a sort of whisper in the back of the head that gets louder everytime

People will focus on orge!Joel but I, who still has not gotten over empires finales, will cling onto any theories of empires as long as my brain still functions

Am I the only one that finds it weird when people make ships that have characters played by content creators abusive? Like it puts a weird taste in my mouth and it could be that I am a flower husbands shipper and that makes me biased but I also find it weird when people make ships from like actual show abusive when they not canonically. I also find it strange that I have seen not a single thing about any other ships from the life series when none of them are perfect or completely healthy (except maybe ranchers), most of them have issues, and that is completely normal for relationships, even fictional ones, but I have only seen abusive flower husbands and that feels weird to me. Like if it's not canonically abusive it's weird to me.

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[WILD LIFE FINALE SPOILERS]

Uh, hello?? Is that Scar still stuck in Secret Life or is it actually a new SMP sneakpeak LOL

LIKE, WHAT SHADOW PEOPLE???

Ldshadowlady guest appearance soon! (If it's actually about SL, Lizzie's still falling so there are technically 2 ppl therefore Scar cannot leave! Shadow people literally means shadowlady - thank you for coming to my TED talk)

CLARIFICATION: This is NOT about the Hallucination theory!!!!! You can take it as an afterlife/limbo thing!!!

Also, congrats to Joel for winning!! Bummed because I wanted to see a Lizzie vs Joel showdown, however, it is made up by the fact we're gonna see that car around for awhile and I think that is so funny

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

how are you gonna have a character from the 80’s and give him the gay earring and then not make him gay????

Reblog if you're not straight

Note: Asexuals and aromantics count as “not straight”

*ALSMP SPOILERS*

Omg guys wth, I just realized smth😭

Lizzies deaths:

1st death: In the end/Fall into the void

2nd death: Same as first

3rd death: Killed by Lauren/An enderian

-> All related to the end,

LORE? LORE

Jimmys deaths:

1st death: Killed by Fwip

2nd death: Killed by Joel

->Killed by a player

Sausages deaths:

1st death: Fall damage

2nd death: Fall damage

->Coincidence? Well looking at Lizzies, perhaps all members will die in a similar way to their first one. Pattern? Pattern!

-> So based on the 1st death, we might be able to predict all memebers future ways to die

But hey, it's just a theory, a film theory, or is it?

I just KNOW DP!Charles would be so annoyed DBD!Charles didn't change his cricket bat to a baseball bat when he was in good ol' 'Murica

God, I so need a crossover where the Agencies interact with each others. I feel like they'd absolutely hate each others' guts at first.

Send headcanons y'all