I Think C! Scott Should Eat People And Be In Love

@impulses-mailbox

projects my brain issues onto c!impulse

i would cry real, genuine tears.

it’s been awhile since ariana griande has been spotted.

that’s so weird.

maybe we’ll see her soon?

I'm glad! I've also missed talking, glad we can now! :J I'm doing nicely, thank you! Recently came over to Hermitcraft to visit Jimmy, so I might hop over sometime!

Oceans blessings! It's nice to finally be able to contact you. How have you been? It's been a good minute since we've spoken. -@lizzies-mailbox [HELLO HELLO AND WELCOME!!! -lou]

lizzie !!! hello !!! ive been doing great ! ive missed talking to u :( how are u doing ?

[HI HELLO THANK YOU!!]

[She lets out a small gasp before chuckling slightly, settling down on the edge of her tower with her legs dangling off the side. She tilts her head as she listens to his endless ramblings, occasionally giving a gasp or a "How dare!"] Perhaps I could help to rebuild it? And then maybe we could see about paying Martyn a visit... [She tilts her head thoughtfully as she thinks these options through, glancing towards Grian for his input.]

[A letter arrives in a slightly damp shulker box, the envelope and letter itself having a few miscolored spots seemingly from water.] Hello Grian, Oceans Blessings. This is Lizzie. I was wondering if you've gone through a malfunctioning of your mail system, with a note from Martyn? It's such a hassle wresting with the water to send anything...If you did get pranked, I hope it isn't too bad.

oceans blessings, whatever,

lizzie.

calling it a malfunction would be an understatement. i was really only joking about the TNT stuff, because that's what i do, but he must have decided to commit to the bit or something because as soon as i open his STUPID letter—

[ he's in such a fuss about the... malfunction that he just scribbles a reply until he grows so frustrated just writing about it that he gives up. in the box he goes instead, muttering to himself the whole while in transportation, not even caring that the shulker was damp on the inside as well. ]

[ colorful feathers burst out the moment the shulker is opened again, wings stretching out, and he's flying towards her with speed, landing upon her shoulder. ]

lizzie, HE RIGGED MY MAILBOX WITH TNT!

MY DOCK IS IN RUINS!

he also cried

a lot

jimmy and i are married, by the way. dude could NOT wait to put a ring on it.

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [we are here!!!] OMG it took only 11 months omg soooo productive If you are not familiar - this is desertduo Fish Au comics I did I a while back :"D This chapter is more about Scar and his backstory, and right now he is about to meet the rest of the crew (omg whoo are theyyy) A huge thank you @mayvora for helping with the text! Their part was so great that I had to actually use my brain trying to write something even remotely on the same level because their writing is just insane please check out their works!!

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Okay but for real thank you for reading all that, thank you for still remembering my silly little comics about two 1/4-fish men. I really appreciate every message, reblog, I read everything and It is still overwhelming how positive people are about this stuff. So thank you so much really. Usually I am too tired to react or respond for the most part (and after that it becomes weird), but i still read and cherish every single comment, they mean the world to me qq thank you so much for sticking around, see you in 2025 <3

JIMMY SWEEP IM BEGGINGGGG

Jimmy SolidarityGaming:

Submitted for: Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life, New Life SMP, Afterlife SMP, SOS SMP

Headcanons: Trans man, he/him; Genderfluid, he/she/they; Intersex, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “This one is so difficult because [the submitter] can see arguments for him being a trans guy, a trans girl, and for him being genderfluid. [They’re] settling on genderfluid because it's the most inclusive. What sticks out to [them] is Jimmy's insistence on respect and being seen for who he really is. He is constantly having to tell people that he's not a toy, yet he's teased and dismissed. He tries his best to display these traits of masculinity, as if that would get them to take him seriously. That leans more of a transmasc, so here's [their] argument for transfem: When Gem and Katherine invited the server to a princess tea party, Jimmy's face lit up and he joyfully exclaimed 'Oh, I love being a princess!' Jimmy was so thrilled to "get permission" to wear more feminine clothing, and he felt right at home among all the princesses, promptly getting drunk drinking seven mojitos.”

Geminitay:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Empires SMP Season 2, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Trans woman, she/her; Nonbinary, she/her; Transfem, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “Okay, just look at Gem's worldhopper storyline and tell [the submitter] that it isn't a trans allegory. Gem goes to sleep and wakes up in a world where she can live her fantasy of being a princess. She's literally trying to experience a typical afab childhood as an adult! Also, transfeminitay is such a good merging of her username. [They] don't think [they] have more specific things that come to mind right now, but the vibes are so there!”

Now that I think about it, he did seem a bit stressed... But he still got some kills regardless! I think he did pretty well this season.

pretty sure Scar mentioned something about your hair/you smelling like waffles in wild life. so theres that!

DID HE?

suppose he would know, though we all shared the bamboozler’s bed so i’m not sure how he knew it was me…

but that answers that @lizzies-mailbox !

alright alright, I'll give you uppies! [She tucked her hands under his arms and slowly lifted him so that he was level with her eyes, chuckling softly.] You ready? [She raised her arms up, the scene looking almost similar to a certain disney movie. She reached over the base, gently lowering her arms until Tango's feet connected with the ground.]

WAIT lizzie, i have a base in the sky— do you think you’re tall enough to get me up to it?

Hmm...Depends! I'm about ten feet tall when in my axolotl form, and I can also stretch my arms up. How tall is it?

I wont, as long as you don't give me a reason to!

or as long as I don't get bored :')

meow :3

meow :]