[She Lets Out A Small Gasp Before Chuckling Slightly, Settling Down On The Edge Of Her Tower With Her

(NOT AFTER THIS!)

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

@orionsound-mailbox @grians-mailbox im sorry for tagging you in shipping but i need this to be seen

Oli the orionsound x Grian (ship name Grier) THINK OF THE CHAOS. THINK OF THE PRANKS. THINK OF THE UPLOAD SCHEDULE.

Ah yes, snail daddies

I didn't think it was going to be quite this bad... :') I'm glad for that! You Don't Understand They Bit Me they bit me so much......

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

I had a feeling the smell had something to do with you...

pretty sure Scar mentioned something about your hair/you smelling like waffles in wild life. so theres that!

DID HE?

suppose he would know, though we all shared the bamboozler’s bed so i’m not sure how he knew it was me…

but that answers that @lizzies-mailbox !

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@impulses-mailbox

projects my brain issues onto c!impulse

@jimmys-mailbox no comment

looking back on it, Wild Life was really about proving that Jimmy Solidarity will fuck your wife and hit on your husband

lizzie!! I'm finally hooked up to the mail system!

Katherine!!! Hello hello, so happy to have you here!

@docs-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @joels-mailbox

im sorry

they got the wrong idea but they got the spirit

that was one time scott.

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)