Now That I Think About It, He Did Seem A Bit Stressed... But He Still Got Some Kills Regardless! I Think

I was told to come yell at Grian for not enabling the yaoi.

[there are 3 snails in your mailbox, they are kissing each other, it's eSCARgo, Gary, and Snumbo]

[Gary lunges at you, you have seen the snail yaoi, and witnesses must die]

[ Grian was slain by Gary. ]

...

you guys LITERALLY have a big balloon in the sky. CAN'T YOU DO THIS IN THERE?

No-

NO OCEAN?!

How do you have a safe and healthy home for all the fish?! The pufferfish?! The tropical fish?! The turtles?! The dolphins?! THE AXOLOTLS???!?!?! Don't tell me......

DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY MARINE LIFE?!?!?!?!?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

its canon now

(silly ask incoming)

are you... what they call... yaoi?

@sincerely-some-guy

silly question of course I am

YES,

D A M A G E D E G G ?

Hi!!! Your name is, uh, Jimmy right?? - @davethecoolestguy

yes that is my name!!

Maybe so! :J

Official vote! What flavor of being is haunting the hermitcraft server rn because there's got to be one no other explanation- personally I'm leaning towards Lizzie but I'm open to other thoughts

Announcement

I might be gone for longer than I initially expected because some health issues have popped up once again. I'm fine, and it should be over soon, but I might be in and out of the hospital a bit and I just don't have the time to properly manage this account right now on top of that. I'll try to get through as many asks and stuff today, so feel free to send stuff, but I won't be active much for maybe a few weeks. I apologize for being IA for so long, I'll try to hop in every once in a while!! Love you all and hope you guys stay safe and happy <3 -Luanne

[She smiles at the now-familiar red seal on the envelope, once again opening it and scanning the letter, her eyes softening as she read.] I do apologize for the slight delay - There were some issues with my mail system that have now been fixed. Is it really the only kind? I guess I'll have to send you something in the mail sometime. I'll grab a flower next time I'm out on land. They sound like they're rather pretty at night, however! I wonder, is it more so a vibrant and happy orange, or a deep and reserved orange? [She's doodled a flower of her own, her best attempt at replicating the drawn flower from the previous letter.] It certainly is! They're almost more like friends to me. I gossip to them much more than they do anything guard-like, but I guess it's good that nothing's happening to make them have to. The ocean really does become lots of different colors throughout the day- sometimes it's clear enough to see all the coral and fish below! We're more similar than I originally thought, it seems. It's nice to be talking to others, it's made me quite happy. That sounds like a plan! Just be sure to take it slowly and don't get too confident, water can be quite scary under the right circumstances. [She draws a dolphin at the end, a label with a smiley face pointing to it.]

[ the letter that comes through the mail has a peculiar little red sealing on it. within it, as well, is a pressed flower - it looks odd, mostly grey and white. when he had been sending it, guy had been a little amused with himself - that makes the second eyeblossom he's sent to someone. ]

hello, miss lizzie! i hope you're doing well. i've heard of you before, an empress of the sea - and unfortunately, i don't lie close to the ocean, so i don't have any shells or such to give to you, so i hope this flower will do. it's been pressed so that it will last for longer, and maybe if you find a seal for it, it could be used as a bookmark of sorts?

i know this is supposed to be a formal greeting of sorts (or, at least, i try to make my first mails to people somewhat formal), but it's been a long while since i've been able to see other sorts of biomes, so i wonder - how is the sea? what kinds of creatures are there? do you have a favourite kind?

[ next to this, is a little doodle of a fish. ]

it's been a long time since i went swimming. i hope i can do that again soon... ah, but that's off topic. i'm not quite sure where i was going with this, but overall, i hope you're well. :)

sincerely,

some guy.

@sincerely-some-guy

[She picks at the seal, ripping the envelope slightly as she opens it and the paper flutters out, along with the flower. She blinks, taking the flower into her fingers and twirling it around as she inspected it. She smiled softly, placing it down on the desk next to the letter, which she lifts and starts to read.] Hello, Some Guy. Thank you for the well wishes, I am indeed doing quite nicely. I hope the same applies to you. It's true that I am indeed a ruler of the ocean, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy gifts from the land! This is quite the peculiar flower, I'll have to ask Scott about it sometime. It will make a wonderful bookmark for my journal, thank you for gifting it to me! Don't worry too much about being formal; just be yourself. I prefer to see people as they are. The sea is quite nice! It's a deep turquoise at times, and a light cyan at others. It's quite salty though, so you'll get a lot of salt on the breeze. There are all kinds of creatures here, varying from turtles to dolphins to tropical fish. The most common marine life I see are axolotls, however! I try to care for them all equally, but I must admit that my axolotl guards, Sir Strawberry and Lady Marcellene hold a special place in my heart. [She's doodled a pair of axolotls in return, each labeled as Marcellene and Strawberry.] Swimming is rather refreshing, I must say. I do hope you get the chance to experience it once again. Thank you for the lovely letter, and the beautiful flower. Oceans Blessings, Lizzie

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

Aw man. I honestly won't even try to argue because there's more than enough evidence against me. WHAT? No, where did you get that from??? All I did was ask if you felt like a little gay boy, not if you were having sex?! were you though

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

Tapestry of fate

Winners woven