How Are Things Going In Impossible Minecraft?

Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it

@jimmys-mailbox no comment

looking back on it, Wild Life was really about proving that Jimmy Solidarity will fuck your wife and hit on your husband

okay but he's not dead???

i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.

i miss him a lot.

@scotts-mailbox

I can neither deny nor confirm my role in the selection of the victim.

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

It's true..... Llamas are officially animals of the sea, haven't you heard?

I dare you to ask @joels-mailbox to fight you with insults. Whoever wins gets to make the other person do a deed for them.

- st4r

ur a bitch @joels-mailbox

Glad everything's well! I've been good, other than being a bit lonely. But at least I've got mail now! I'm pleasantly surprised at the amount of mail I've gotten so far :]

Hello Jimmy, I finally got my mailbox set up and decided to send you something. Hi.

lizzie! hi!

this is peak entertainment.

I bet if you made t a competition you could get Joel to kiss you

I’ve heard Jimmy say he’s bad at kissing, but Jimmy was also very clearly lying about it

- 🌙

@joels-mailbox first to kiss me gets a kiss alright bet

[ I know this is an LDshadowlady blog but MY LOVE FOR PIRATES PREVAILS. -luanne ]

too much talking!!

matching profile pictures LMAOOOO who's with me

these damn herons just love talking about themselves huh. guess who has a loose tongue after a few drinks. better screw that thing back on before that kite grabs your tail

HAHA- fine, I'll stop saying that, just for you.

YES! [She does a little fist pump in the air.] I love hearing about the drama.

oli told me not to ask you about his love life so i'm asking you about his love life

what's up with him and ren and martyn? i'm very confused! help!

[@twhnns-mailbox]

Hello there!! I honestly have no idea. Oli normally tells me about all the drama during our weekly tea party, but he seems very adamant on avoiding this topic. I'll do some super secret research into it though, just for you!

I have my ways! :J

I think C! Scott should eat people and be in love

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