Aw Man. I Honestly Won't Even Try To Argue Because There's More Than Enough Evidence Against Me. WHAT?

@jimmys-mailbox @grians-mailbox

had a dream that jimmy solidarity decided to prove he wasn't autistic on stream by taking a lot of autism diagnosis tests online and he got at least a 90% chance on all of them. at one point joel joined the call and sat in silence for a bit as jimmy practically sobbed as he got another 97% chance. grian was apparently harassing him about something through discord the whole time too. it ended with jimmy crying genuine tears and his girlfriend coming in to comfort him.

WHAT?!

gotta encourage the doomed yaoi in one way or another

hey scar

when r u going to confess ur love for me so we can start dating alr

-grian

@grians-mailbox ??????????????? dude you're never escaping the gay allegations after this one

[WHAT IN THE SCARIAN SCANDAL,,,]

How've you been? I haven't really seen you since the end of Wild life!

Hello Jimmy, I finally got my mailbox set up and decided to send you something. Hi.

lizzie! hi!

[She laughs, ruffling his hair and squeezing him tightly. It appears that she was reverted to her normal, not ten foot size, no longer in her Ocean Queen skin.] Jimmy!! It's so nice to finally see you, in person! I've honestly just been sending and receiving mail, not much to do when you're by yourself. How about you? I heard something about a quiz and color coded socks?

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

@orionsound-mailbox @grians-mailbox im sorry for tagging you in shipping but i need this to be seen

Oli the orionsound x Grian (ship name Grier) THINK OF THE CHAOS. THINK OF THE PRANKS. THINK OF THE UPLOAD SCHEDULE.

Ah yes, snail daddies

Sigh.... I am under the oath of the gay best friend. I guess I'll try to let Joel let you in the car with us. (HURRY UP AND GET IN BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND LETS GO RUN OVER STRAIGHT WHITE MEN)

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

[ a rose is left in your mailbox, with a letter attached. all the thorns are left on said rose. ]

i'm very much looking forward to meeting you, miss lizzie~

[She picks up the rose, only to pull her hand back with a quiet hiss. She moves it by the petals, holding it up to her face before putting it off to the side.]

I'm not quite sure who you are, but please be a bit more careful with your flower choices next time. The rose you sent had thorns. Moving on, please just call me Lizzie, I'm not one for formalities.

Oh really? Just me then? Ahaha, nothing! Just wrote without thinking a bit. That's close enough! How do you feel now? Motivated? Joyful? Full of homosexual tendencies?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

🫶

Who is your favorite BAMboozler?

Jimmy or Lizzie???

Aw, don't make me choose! I love both of my BAMboozling BAMpires equally... I wouldn't ask for any other group!

Hello!

Hello everybody, I'm LDshadowlady also known as Lizzie! I was recently gifted a mailbox from Etho, so I decided to put it to good use. I've been a bit bored over here all alone, so feel free to ask questions or simply say hello and tell me about your day! Affiliated blogs: @joels-mailbox @docs-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @gems-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @npgs-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy @eyesremain @sausages-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox @hermes-mailbox @owengejuices-mailbox

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[This blog is NOT the real LDshadowlady, it's simply a fun little rp blog. I'm Luanne, the moderator of this blog, and I use He/They/Sea. I haven't watched every single series, but I've seen a good amount, as well as I've been watching Lizzie for 6 years now. For convenience purposes, I'm treating this as if Lizzie remembers everything. NSFW asks are allowed but not recommended, as I will not answer if it makes me uncomfortable. The only ship that will mostly be mentioned here is Jizzie, but it won't be the main focus of the blog.] [This is the moderator speaking] This is Lizzie speaking (Colors do not apply)