[ A Rose Is Left In Your Mailbox, With A Letter Attached. All The Thorns Are Left On Said Rose. ]

@orionsound-mailbox @grians-mailbox im sorry for tagging you in shipping but i need this to be seen

Oli the orionsound x Grian (ship name Grier) THINK OF THE CHAOS. THINK OF THE PRANKS. THINK OF THE UPLOAD SCHEDULE.

Ah yes, snail daddies

I can confirm this was me and Joel during wild life

wild life jizzie specifically (& smallidarity perhaps)

[send help.]

I won't say anything, but I know who.

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

I'm honestly too scared to touch most of it anyways, so that's not an issue for me!

Hello Etho, thank you again for setting up my mailbox! I have no idea how you got this to work, but I'll try not to break it.

hey lizzie!

no problem no problem, these new portals tango & I are working with are totally wild, but I think we got the redstone pretty stable so long as you don't go breaking blocks in it

I'm almost scared to meet them! I do think the snails are quite pretty, even if they have...troublesome tendencies. But at least you won't get bored!

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

my vision for genderfluid sausage

Don't you drown if your snail drowns? Eh, I should be fine... Thank you, I am very pretty and I do deserve better flutters my eyelashes :J

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

Empires (S1) X life series AU: Lizzie knows

Hello tumblr people, hear ye hear ye, I have yet another AU to share with you.

A life series AU x Empires SMP au, where the ocean queens husband goes missing (by the hand of the Watchers) and ends up in 3rd life. Lizzie immedeately catches on, and forcefully puts herself in Last Life. Her goal becomes to weaken and destroy the Watchers, and free the players from the inside out.

Lizzie starts the fairy fort as a cover-up, makes a deal with Joel to win Tango's game and informs Martyn of her plan. Joel "kills" lizzie, to make it seem to the Watchers like they're against one another, and the fairy fort burns as an excuse for her to join the Shadow clan.

During the entirety of last life, she sows peoples souls together with a needle and thread, in preperation for double life. After last life ends, she forcefully starts double life instead of limited life (what the Watchers wanted). This change sucessfully frees Mumbo, Skizz and herself from the games. Besides that, the "you're dead but not really, because your soulmate died but you didn't", puts Ren put of action too.

This plan works for a little bit, but in LL the watchers catch on, bring some players back (but failed with mumbo) and blocks lizzie from entering the game. She manages to get in through Pearl, but gets immedeately noticed and thrown out.

In secret life, lizzie breaks back in and now starts putting her full focus on breaking the Canary curse and creating a portal out of the SL world. She opens a portal to the end, and let's herself fall, where she opens another portal to Empires with the help of Martyn. Both of them are briefly freed, but the Watchers catch on and bring Martyn back. BUT the Canary curse is broken, and the Watchers now have less power on Jimmy. He dies right after due to his own stupidity though.

Lizzie spend a lot of her power on opening those portals, and is now incredibly weakened. The Watchers add her to the games in her weakness, and she gets played like a fiddle in Wild Life. She'll have to try again next time.

This entire thing was a brain fart created by this song

True, true. But still, it's a bit mean. Even if it's funny.

Of course, anytime.

Now Scott, what did we say about the rumors. Do you need another timeout in the straight white male football club.

Daww, it's alright Scott. If I ever have another wedding, I'll invite you.

Plus, would you really have enjoyed yourself during Jimmy's? Or would you be spreading rumors about Jimmy again. - @lizzies-mailbox

uyou know damn well there's no difference. spreading rumors about jimmy is my favorite pass time

And thank you, Lizzie. I know I can always count on you.

Did you know Jimmy apparently caused a forest fire? He was chirping and then stop, and you know what happens when canaries stop singing