I Wont, As Long As You Don't Give Me A Reason To!

I'd like to think I'm a pretty good perch!

believe it or not, quite a few hermits actually work as perches for me to land on, though tanking my landing isn’t the same as keeping me up.

lotta people think mumbo and scar but scar’s jumpy if i don’t announce myself prior.

@mumbos-mailbox is good though i’m not sure how long he can withstand the weight— and i don’t want my talons ruining his suit.

@docs-mailbox is probably the best of them all, when i catch him! doesn’t stumble and i can dig my talons in for a prettyyyy long time.

OH MY GOD @grians-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy

Grian is going into the Fog!

hello is this a secret club kinda thing or open for anyone to join?

[It's open for anyone as long as the character isn't taken, as far as I know!! Feel free to join us, and go ahead and say hello if you do end up making an account ^^]

WAIT lizzie, i have a base in the sky— do you think you’re tall enough to get me up to it?

Hmm...Depends! I'm about ten feet tall when in my axolotl form, and I can also stretch my arms up. How tall is it?

Alright alright as long as you're okay! I'll try to send some in the mail soon!

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

Literally how Lizzie and Joel meet in my au

Lizzie is walking to school. She almost trips over a kid on a scooter, nearly walks into Cleo on rollerskates, and barely dodges Mumbo's bike just to have Scar catch her ankle with his wheelchair. Joel is watching all of this happen while on his skateboard, drifts off sideways watching her and ends up nearly crashing into her.

Later that evening, they meet each other in the emergency room.

Joel: (jokingly) What'd you get hit by this time, a car?

Lizzie: (fully serious, deadpan) No, I got hit by a truck.

(there is a reason why Joel is there, it's not important rn)

Twirls my hair kicks my feet bites my nails flutters my eyelashes what could you possibly mean? :J

Jimmy who is it Jimmy. Who is it

Everyone I am thinking of is probably infinitely worse. Who is it Jim

i have no idea what you're talking about.

lizzie i am going to murder you when you wake up.

I think so? Literature wasn't my strong suit during my highschool years. But a snail army...that sound terrifying, in a awesomely cool way! [It's entirely up to you! It's not a big serious thing, it's just a silly little mcyt roleplay group :) You're always welcome to join!!]

Hello!

Hello everybody, I'm LDshadowlady also known as Lizzie! I was recently gifted a mailbox from Etho, so I decided to put it to good use. I've been a bit bored over here all alone, so feel free to ask questions or simply say hello and tell me about your day! Affiliated blogs: @joels-mailbox @grians-mailbox @docs-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox

[This blog is NOT the real LDshadowlady, it's simply a fun little rp blog. I'm Luanne, the moderator of this blog, and I use He/They/Sea. I haven't watched every single series, but I've seen a good amount, as well as I've been watching Lizzie for 6 years now. For convenience purposes, I'm treating this as if Lizzie remembers everything. NSFW asks are allowed but not recommended, as I will not answer if it makes me uncomfortable. The only ship that will mostly be mentioned here is Jizzie, but it won't be the main focus of the blog.] [This is the moderator speaking] This is Lizzie speaking (Colors do not apply)

[She lets out a small gasp before chuckling slightly, settling down on the edge of her tower with her legs dangling off the side. She tilts her head as she listens to his endless ramblings, occasionally giving a gasp or a "How dare!"] Perhaps I could help to rebuild it? And then maybe we could see about paying Martyn a visit... [She tilts her head thoughtfully as she thinks these options through, glancing towards Grian for his input.]

[A letter arrives in a slightly damp shulker box, the envelope and letter itself having a few miscolored spots seemingly from water.] Hello Grian, Oceans Blessings. This is Lizzie. I was wondering if you've gone through a malfunctioning of your mail system, with a note from Martyn? It's such a hassle wresting with the water to send anything...If you did get pranked, I hope it isn't too bad.

oceans blessings, whatever,

lizzie.

calling it a malfunction would be an understatement. i was really only joking about the TNT stuff, because that's what i do, but he must have decided to commit to the bit or something because as soon as i open his STUPID letter—

[ he's in such a fuss about the... malfunction that he just scribbles a reply until he grows so frustrated just writing about it that he gives up. in the box he goes instead, muttering to himself the whole while in transportation, not even caring that the shulker was damp on the inside as well. ]

[ colorful feathers burst out the moment the shulker is opened again, wings stretching out, and he's flying towards her with speed, landing upon her shoulder. ]

lizzie, HE RIGGED MY MAILBOX WITH TNT!

MY DOCK IS IN RUINS!

Shhh, can't have Jimmy hearing! (He's saying stop in the way he does. You know the way. "stoooopppaaa.")

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that