Title: Unbreak My Heart.

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, got a scene idea for my hrpf smut…. so i wrote it on company time.

decently long hockey rpf fic recs that i couldn’t put down

King and Lionheart by thehoyden. this is a sidgeno arranged marriage fic and it is incredible! it also has the most kudos on the whole hrpf tag which is pretty cool too.

running under the wrong assumption by swedishsnail. natecale baseball au and as both an avid natecale enthusiast and a baseball fan, this is great! love the characterization of both of them. and cale as a catcher is a perfect match.

Cor et Anima by Anonymous. this is a sidgeno soulmate fic and this is so sweet! i love the way geno’s hugs are described.

Looking Through You by nordalanche. It’s a mattdrai d/s fic and i loved the ending!

sail by Anonymous. it’s still ongoing, but it’s kreidbanejad where chris has anxiety and so far, it is incredible!

head above water by yourblues because who doesn’t love a good old mattdrai rivals to fuckbuddies to lovers?

Hate Is A Strong Word by Anonymous. natecale enemies (sounds weird but it makes sense if you read it) to friends to lovers

all the beyonds were his by heartequals. this is gravy/cale and i’ve never read their pairing until now and i’m pleasantly surprised at how much i like it! gravy sending postcards to cale is so amazing.

light the world up by shellies. matthew/sasha throughout the first round against the bruins. i love colin’s questions throughout it too.

parentheses all clicking shut by the undiagnosable. there’s so romantic pairing but this captures the character of jt so well.

once in twenty lifetimes by coastalhighway. jt/mo because i eat rarepairs for breakfast. jt is a vampire too and i love it.

red lights i’ll run (what i got you need it) by Japery. this is gabe/tyson and it makes me mourn tyson on the avs. comph/josty in there too.

torch this place we know by theundiagnosable. mitch/aus where mitch gets traded to pittsburgh (my dream tbh). it’s angsty and amazing.

The Only One for Me is You by Anonymous. another angsty natecale fic coming right up!

Tropism by Anonymous. flower/geno, love that rarepair. it’s a hanahaki fic and i’m a sucker for those.

somewhere this works by cuprun. it’s a sid/claude time loop and omg i love it. there’s background tk/np and that’s incredible too.

One Day We’ll Only Be Memories by swaymarks. there’s goalie magic and tbh that’s the best type of magic

i’ll be adding more if i come across new ones, so if you like these then check back!

huge news for bruins gay little trip fans

Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

player of the game, first star of the game, love of my life etc etc

Fic Rec: Mpreg- Part 2

Part 1

Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews

-hold on tight and I’ll confide, by pavement, 2,602 words

A story in parts about Patrick’s life since he found out that he has the gene.

Tyler Seguin

-Untitled (A Story in Three Movements), by orphan_account, 21,540 words

Tyler finds out that he is pregnant. The other father is from his team, so he does the responsible thing and runs away.

The story is amazing!

Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin

-Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon, by ukiyo91, 16,426 words 

[Podfic available: [Podfic] Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon, by Hananobira, 01:54:55 hours]

Tyler is finds out that he is pregnant as a result of a one-night stand with Jamie. Because of Jamie’s reaction the morning after the act, he decides not to tell Jamie that the baby is his.

-A Baby Story, by aseaofwords, 1,788 words

Jamie’s and Tyler’s journey for having a family.

-Wear Your Apron High, by lupinus and reallyyeahokay and uraneia, 7,949 words

AU where a pregnant Tyler is moving into Jordie’s and Jamie’s farm after his husband is dead.

-Built Upon A Single Note, by dri_br, 4,755 words

Tyler is working in a diner owned by Sidney and Evegeni (that are expecting their first child). In one of the evening their friends find out that Tyler is pregnant. 

Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

-Juno, by orphan_account, 57,114 words

Sidney is pregnant. The further along he is, the concussion-like symptoms are getting worse.

Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

-That Flashing Light, by HockeyMatchmaking, 10,030 words

Claude is knocked up at 17 after a one-night stand with Danny. After he finds out he moves in with him.

- Ice Ice Baby, by uraneia, 51,344 words

Claude is knocked up after world’s championship. Danny is there to help him. This fic is amazing. The amount of pining is perfect, I’m in love with how she wrote Danny, and the relationship between Claude and the kids is awsome.

Alex Galchenyuk/Brandon Prust

-You are not alone in this, by rsadelle, 15,855 words

Brandon gets knocked up after a certain night with Alex. I really like the complicated relationship between them, and the fact that it deals about the age difference, and different stages in careers.

GOOD READING EVERYONE!

We’re Not Going Home: The 2020 Dallas Stars Playoff Run

carey price — 20-21 season

when the hockeymen post this themselves and still don't get it

+ willy (zach & jt too)