Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.
I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Quinn Hughes/Brady Tkachuk, Background Jack Hughes/Nico Hischier, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Quinn Hughes, Brady Tkachuk, Jack Hughes, Luke Hughes, Nico Hischier, Elias Pettersson (b. 1998), Matthew Tkachuk Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Werewolf, Asexual Character, ace!Quinn, alloromantic!Quinn, Soul Bond, asexual bonds, Pining, Getting Together, Angst with a Happy Ending, Cuddling & Snuggling Series: Part 14 of Wolfverse Summary:
The first time Quinn’s mom gives him a sex talk, it’s about how not to bond with someone.
short fic !!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64302178
Tyson: I think I won for sure, he giggled the entire time.
your goalie is an omega. and wants that right winger on the opposing team to have gay sex with him
he’s going through withdrawals with his pear bf on IR </3 regardless i accept this worldview
Marchy very happy his goalie likes the drip
Not Bodie Boy and Gracie Girl
↳ BEAUVILLIER GETS THE BELT! | NSH v. STL | 4.4.24
Re: the Trevor/Jamie situation. I will say its very telling how when one leaves the other breaks his foot, has a quarter life crisis, and gets a girlfriend who also has dark hair and freckles and green eyes. Nothing abnormal about that series of events folks!
Right like Trev babe be so for serious for a minute, his whole like fell apart as soon as he lost his boyfriend and he immediately tried to replace him with the closest lookalike available
Okay but you need to hear the actual noises Oshie was making during his team spankathon.