Boss Makes A Dollar I Make A Dime, Got A Scene Idea For My Hrpf Smut…. So I Wrote It On Company Time.

The league just hates hot bitches with icy blue eyes because in what way is this goalie interference?

Wilstrome time travel au except Ryan Leonard is their son who travels back in time and somehow ends up as a part of the 2024-25 Washington Capitals which was not the goal, but hey? He gets to play hockey with his dads that’s cool

(He was originally going back in time to just get a signature from Ovi before he retired but circumstances led to him being drafted, joining BU and developing a weird homoerotic relationship with his two close friends. He really is his fathers son)

omg also!! torch this place we know - theundiagnosable on AO3

marner/matthews - 50k complete

DESTROYED ME - slow burn best friends to what the fuck to lovers to perfection

YEYAHAH!!

2024 All-Star Weekend | NHL Mini Stick Hardest Shot Competition

pregame chemistry. #SummerClassic

Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

Jared McCann for Most Polite Boy 2024

He’s just such a nice boy! Listens intently to his coach when he tenderly rests a hand on his shoulder and leans forward to whisper in his ear on the bench. Also he always kisses his goalies! What more could you ask for??

is it a locker room interview or is it a sean cody intro?