Is It A Locker Room Interview Or Is It A Sean Cody Intro?

cole & savvy — canadiens embedded (long island, ottawa, and detroit)

he's perfect in every single way

the curious mating habits of the homo sapiens hockii

A TimBrady Hockey RPF for @tkaptains biryhday in which Brady is a good captain, a great friend, and an even greater Ally. With enough research and dedication, he is going to show Tim that he is appreciated and supported, and that him being gay isn't going to change anything between them.

Or, "This is my friend Brady, he's an ally! Talk, Brady!" "ALLYYYY"

Rated NC-17, 7.5k Words, with generous help from @tkachunk 💚

Pet DeBoer speaking about Mason's disallowed goal in OT:

"I’d like to get an explanation. I didn’t get an explanation. I’d heard the referees had talked to some of the players. The players had told me what the referee said but you know, sometimes that gets lost in translation, especially with some of our players so *laughs* I don’t wanna comment on it until I get an official explanation."

Five minutes earlier:

There’s something wrong with my brain because I’m watching the intermission report like:

“y’think theirs fanfiction about Hank making Biz behave? Cause I could see it.”

Tyler Seguin - ESPN Body Issue

post game interview | 2024 IIHF canada vs great britain

I have read enough sports romance to determine nobody is interested in the sports part of sports romance. why are they always at parties or at their hotel ! WHATS THE LOCKER ROOM AND THE ICE FOR IF NOT EXPLORING EACH OTHERS BODIES.

falling on a goalie and not immediately getting up??? preposterous thats in violation of the love goalie act of '49. GUARDS. GET HIM.

as always, life imitates art and its beautiful

forsy blocking leon from helping davo as matthew puts davo in a headlock its very super villain has the love of you life in their hands and is taunting you with harming them and when you go to rescue them their goon stops you so youre forced to watch them suffer or something or other

also the ref tapping matthew hard to get his attention as he froths from the mouth and motioning roughing so intensely that matthew flinches away because he thinks hes about to get backhanded and going NO! YOU DROP CONNOR RIGHT NOW OR YOURE GETTING BOOKED FOR ROUGHING

that is a princess YOU TREAT HIM NICE STRIPES YOU HEAR ME

the ref scolding matthew so hard wow now he has 2 disappointed fathers

also benny trying to slash an oiler (persumably 18) on a driveby but the refs immediately catch it and stop it lmaoooo

please remember it was 18 who fell on bobby and not 97 and yet matthew grapples davo first the second he enters the scrum

edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 1 | 6.8.24

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Hockey Numerology pt. 7 | pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | pt 6

E / Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin / 2024-2025 NHL Season / hockey numerology / March 7 2025 Penguins vs Golden Knights / missing scene / canon compliant / angst / trade deadline

Lines have identities. If they don't, it's just three guys skating on the ice alone. Zhenya doesn't know what his line is anymore. If he’s even had one the past few seasons.