first batch of expression suggession!
michael: so i bought this keychain @ a gas station near a dumpster while i was walking home and thought of u
michael: also it was 90% off cause someone stepped on it but anyway good lucc
my ass:
sophie walten my sad wet cat — i don’t do art often, but when i do.. || scars included in their neck region are from an au where sophie dies and is brought back (bc i got a little silly for my halloween experience this year).
SOAPIE WALTEN ILY
Michael: I have no heart. I am a loner. Love is for fools. I don’t need anyone in my li-
MC: *enters the room* Hi!
Michael: Well, fuck. Forget I said anything.
i love transfem kris…………..
attorney doodles bc i will never get away from these fuckass videogames. enjoy
pokemon autism has fucked me up, reblog if you agree. (this is so targeted toward like a vv specific group of people bc we are INSANE).
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MC: So I’m sitting there barbecue sauce on my tiddies.
Michael: Girl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Caleb: Stop saying I look like chicken little! He’s dumb, and he’s a coward and I am NOT A COWARD.
Maria: I do love working here it’s just we have a lot of laughs. Fuck off Janet, I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Emma: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift.
Aiden: I don’t get no sleep cause of ya’ll. Ya’ll never gonna sleep cause of me.
Julian: To make a long fuckin story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Payton: HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?
MC, on most books : You may be asking, “MC, how did you do this to yourself?”
MC, slightly baffled and frustrated : Well, guys, MC doesn’t fucking know either.
more of botw link’s personality because i didnt feel my last post on it was the cream of the crop. hes so funny
Choices: Stories you play > High School Story > Favorite Character
Michael Harrison
“I’d just sit up here and think … and dream about showing this to someone. And now I have you.”