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“autistic autistic autistic” i chant into the mirror. suddenly she appears behind me. ride the cyclone’s jane doe.
i have to keep this video framed somehow as a reminder that it is possible to feel serotonin in my veins from excitement <3 that life gets better and i will have things to smile so much about !!! that i will discover what it feels like to be truly insanely happy FOR someone else out of pure love and admiration and that its the type of love thats so warm and fulfilling that it helps keep me going in life
DO REVENGE (2022) dir. Jennifer Kaityn Robinson
DO REVENGE (2022) dir. Jennifer Kaytin Robinson
“i don’t DOoO COCAINEEEEE”
she doesn’t even know what it looks like T.T
“i don’t know what it LOoOKs LOiKEE”
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
Obey me characters google searches. Some have multiple because they're dumb
Uh..potty language and NSFW themes bc Asmodeus is a whore
Lucifer: Why is my human...trying to escape?
Lucifer: How to...convince a human to be normal?
Mammon: What does it mean if my human...Sleeps next to me?
Mammon: How to...sell a human?
Leviathan: Is my human...allowed to watch anime?
Leviathan: How to make friends
Leviathan: Can humans swim?
Satan: What if my human...Explodes?
Satan again: Humans exploding
Satan a third time: Humans exploding and surviving.
Satan a fourth time: How to prevent your human from exploding
Asmodeus: will 2 humans get along?
Asmodeus: How to get 2 humans to fuck
Beelzebub: human
Beelzebub: human diet
Beelzebub: human cheeseburger
Beelzebub: cheeseburgers not made out of humans
Beelzebub: do humans eat each other?
Beelzebub: Cheeseburgers near me
Belphegor: what the fuck is a human
Belphegor, again: why do humans bleed so much?
Belphegor, two minutes later: How to delete my search history
Diavolo: Is chocolate safe for humans?
Diavolo: Do humans fight
Diavolo: does my human like me
Diavolo: do humans like pickles
Diavolo: why do humans like pickles
Diavolo: how to convince humans not to eat pickles
Diavolo: why did I get a human
Barbatos: Why do I get out of bed in the morning?
Barbatos: Hangover cures
Barbatos: How to get a human to leave you alone
Barbatos: how to get a human to come back
(Barbatos only liked MC because he liked watching them, now he loves them.)
Solomon: How did they forget I am human
Luke: Do humans like candy?
Simeon: Google
Simeon, already on Google: Google
Simeon: auagiwjqgauabdj
Luke, typing for Simeon: do humans like being hugged
Thirteen: Fastest way to kill a human (but relax it's for a school project)
Thirteen: How to kill Solomon
Thirteen: How to torture a human
Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a human to stop existing?
Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a fallen angel to stop existing
Mephistopeles: Cute babies sleeping
Raphael: Why is the human human?
Michael: Why do people like humans?
Luke, again: is it okay to see a human as family?
"Calm down, you horny bastards." - The Pope, probably
in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
This is the Dog of Protection.
Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!
chillin on a Saturday night
i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year
Gwen, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.
“my favorite this season was the fruity four”
be more specific bitch
we’ve got pride parade
internalized homophobia
polyamory
and old spice
Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one
Vance has autism/bpd and gets insecure that Bruce will leave him for a safer choice/pretty girl
Watch out, incoming Brance edit
reblog this post to give a nonbinary person earthshattering head
Fave new twitter thread
I'm laughing so hard @ the kids on tiktok saying that vance talking to them Like That on the other end of the phone would have scared them even worse than the grabber like lmfahjdgshdfhdjfhj
me: I'm so alone and afraid down here in this freak's basement :(
vance: [snarling and swearing down the phone at me like a rabid dog as if I'M the problem]
me:
Reblog if you still miss them
I don't know about y'all, but the second there's a possibility of me being some kind of omnipotent God-
I am yeeting myself off a cliff just to fly, I don't care if I get hurt cuz then I'd have Venti to save me but either way- I 100% want to know if I'll be able to fly
Because if I am god then wtf is the point of it if I can't fly ffs
After a mission
Chase: How are you feeling?
Kaz: Mentally or the bruise that is my body?
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