Obey me characters google searches. Some have multiple because they're dumb
Uh..potty language and NSFW themes bc Asmodeus is a whore
Lucifer: Why is my human...trying to escape?
Lucifer: How to...convince a human to be normal?
Mammon: What does it mean if my human...Sleeps next to me?
Mammon: How to...sell a human?
Leviathan: Is my human...allowed to watch anime?
Leviathan: How to make friends
Leviathan: Can humans swim?
Satan: What if my human...Explodes?
Satan again: Humans exploding
Satan a third time: Humans exploding and surviving.
Satan a fourth time: How to prevent your human from exploding
Asmodeus: will 2 humans get along?
Asmodeus: How to get 2 humans to fuck
Beelzebub: human
Beelzebub: human diet
Beelzebub: human cheeseburger
Beelzebub: cheeseburgers not made out of humans
Beelzebub: do humans eat each other?
Beelzebub: Cheeseburgers near me
Belphegor: what the fuck is a human
Belphegor, again: why do humans bleed so much?
Belphegor, two minutes later: How to delete my search history
Diavolo: Is chocolate safe for humans?
Diavolo: Do humans fight
Diavolo: does my human like me
Diavolo: do humans like pickles
Diavolo: why do humans like pickles
Diavolo: how to convince humans not to eat pickles
Diavolo: why did I get a human
Barbatos: Why do I get out of bed in the morning?
Barbatos: Hangover cures
Barbatos: How to get a human to leave you alone
Barbatos: how to get a human to come back
(Barbatos only liked MC because he liked watching them, now he loves them.)
Solomon: How did they forget I am human
Luke: Do humans like candy?
Simeon: Google
Simeon, already on Google: Google
Simeon: auagiwjqgauabdj
Luke, typing for Simeon: do humans like being hugged
Thirteen: Fastest way to kill a human (but relax it's for a school project)
Thirteen: How to kill Solomon
Thirteen: How to torture a human
Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a human to stop existing?
Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a fallen angel to stop existing
Mephistopeles: Cute babies sleeping
Raphael: Why is the human human?
Michael: Why do people like humans?
Luke, again: is it okay to see a human as family?
made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3
““Well, I believe we have some power over who we love; it isn’t something that just happens to a person.” “I think the poets might disagree.” “Well, I’m not a poet, I’m just a woman.””
— Amy March, Laurie Laurence
DO REVENGE (2022) dir. Jennifer Kaityn Robinson
PLEASE I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FOR THIS MAN
Can someone with more skill then me pleeease write some Munch fics cause istg I’ve read all 10 of them by now 😭
“my favorite this season was the fruity four”
be more specific bitch
we’ve got pride parade
internalized homophobia
polyamory
and old spice
Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one
The things I would do
I need them in a way that is concerning to feminism.