*lemony Snicket Voice* Police Cars Say ‘protect And Serve’ For The Same Reason A Box Of Dry, Unflavoured

*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.

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One major mistake people make when looking at Snow White is assuming that they were trying to create a Disney Princess role model for little girls to emulate, when actually they were just trying their darndest to create an animated character that audiences would care about.

When we see pure and innocent Snow White being mistreated by her stepmother and later driven into exile, it's supposed to activate parental instincts that make us want to protect her. It shouldn't matter if she doesn't do anything to save herself, because she shouldn't have to. We're supposed to feel the injustice of it, feel sad and angry that she's treated this way, fear that she's going to come to harm. We're not supposed to want to be her, we're supposed to love her, and want to see her get the love she deserves, so we remain invested for the entire runtime of this 80-minute cartoon that they're afraid audiences won't sit through. That's what mattered to the story while they were making it, so applying Disney Princess expectations is ridiculous.


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Hi there 👋,

My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. 🕊️🇵🇸

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

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Hi I just woke up and I’m pissed as fuck-

This fandom needs to learn that content creators are people they are not fictional characters that you can just say what ever you want about.

I wake up today to see Aimsey had to tell people off not once but twice one after the other. They are a human being just like you and me with real feelings and real emotions. You cannot “head cannon” away anything because their life is their choice. That’s their brain not yours.

I’m just getting so sick and fucking tired of this fandom. When I heard Ranboo say a while back that if Vidcon hadn’t been rescheduled he would have never went because of the kind of fans that would be there I felt sick to my stomach. No one should have to live like that or worry about that sort of thing.

To this day I’m still so scared that one day I’ll open an updates account and have to hear about one of my streamers getting injured or worse because of some crazed fan.

You guys need to tone it down. Everyone jokes about parasocial relationships and I’m not gonna say I don’t have one cause that’s why I’m so worried but you guys are crossing a fine line between morality right now and you need to stop.

Streamers are not your dollys. Streamers are not your ocs. Streamers are not characters.

Streamers are people.

Treat them as such.

Hi dear donors ! ❤️

I would like to extend my thank and gratitude for the support you have been offering over the last eleven months. ❤️☺️

My family and I have been suffering and going through the hardest days we have ever experienced in our life . Things are very hard to get and and sometimes unattainable.😭😓

Our sufferings and hardship started on the first days of the war when all our possessions were completely destroyed and burned. We have become displaced and homeless , finding ourselves in a small tent in streets with no means of life. We lack every single necessary thing of life; food, water, hygiene essentials, and other necessities have become scarce and rare.

A photo taken to show how incredibly harsh our life has become after the war. We are struggling and facing lots of barriers to obtain the simplest necessities for living. Everything single thing is a complete story.

You can't imagine what difficulties we have been going through all these days of war. No cooking gas , nor cooking tools exist . We struggle to prepare a small meal of food.

No bakeries are available. Everything seems a miracle and unbelievable.😭 The war has stolen our joy and smile, leaving us busy thinking only of staying safe and alive. Our future has gone with the wind and our kids lost their dreams and ambitions.

This is a part of burying the dead. We also face some problems in the process of buying our dead people as no place is there for the family. Tombs aren't enough for the number of people living on a small spot of land.

A photo taken for the morning queue of filling our gallons with drink water. We wait hours to get some water for drink. Our life is full of tragedy and sadness.

All what we need is to survive the war and be safe. We are trying to secure the daily basic living necessities and this can come true with your contribution and support. Please don't spare this moment of supporting the people in need in Gaza in this tough and dire time. You can help us by either donating however small it is or sharing my posts. Your support makes a big difference for families in need.

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RTC as quotes from my school quote book:

Ocean: Jingle bells, jingle bells, my mother doesn’t love me!

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Ocean: HEY! HEY! STOP IT! NO SEX ON THE B U S!!!

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Constance: Carpenters are people who work with wood and make stuff with wood

Noel: *turns to Mischa* See, they don’t make carpets!

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Ocean: Dobby is a free elf!

Noel: Dobby is a dead elf.

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Mischa: DRINK THE WATER. IF DEHYDRATION DOESN’T KILL YOU, I WILL WITH MY BARE HANDS

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Penny: I bit Ocean!

Ocean: OWWWWWW!!!!

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Mischa: Isn’t mozzarella a type of sauce?

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Ocean: DON’T BREAK THE CEILING

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Noel: The ten deadly sins: Sloth, Greed, Pride, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Wrath, Macbeth, Ocean, and Father Marcus

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Noel: Ocean do you have a boyfriend?

Ocean: No

Noel: *laughs*

Ocean: Do YOU have a boyfriend Noel? Do you have a DAD Noel?

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Penny: Daveed Diggs was our third president

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Noel: You’ve heard worse

Mischa: I’ve said worse

Reading ASOUE as a child, I didn't end up with a Violet Baudelaire complex (tying my hair up every time I have to think), or a Klaus Baudelaire complex (reading a shit ton of books about everything), but a rarer third thing I like to call a Lemony Snicket complex (I am very very sad, I write, I love desperately, and I still hope for the best)


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i want her... but does she want me like i want her? does she hug a pillow and think of me? does she daydream of a future together?


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