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Obey me characters google searches. Some have multiple because they're dumb

Uh..potty language and NSFW themes bc Asmodeus is a whore

Lucifer: Why is my human...trying to escape?

Lucifer: How to...convince a human to be normal?

Mammon: What does it mean if my human...Sleeps next to me?

Mammon: How to...sell a human?

Leviathan: Is my human...allowed to watch anime?

Leviathan: How to make friends

Leviathan: Can humans swim?

Satan: What if my human...Explodes?

Satan again: Humans exploding

Satan a third time: Humans exploding and surviving.

Satan a fourth time: How to prevent your human from exploding

Asmodeus: will 2 humans get along?

Asmodeus: How to get 2 humans to fuck

Beelzebub: human

Beelzebub: human diet

Beelzebub: human cheeseburger

Beelzebub: cheeseburgers not made out of humans

Beelzebub: do humans eat each other?

Beelzebub: Cheeseburgers near me

Belphegor: what the fuck is a human

Belphegor, again: why do humans bleed so much?

Belphegor, two minutes later: How to delete my search history

Diavolo: Is chocolate safe for humans?

Diavolo: Do humans fight

Diavolo: does my human like me

Diavolo: do humans like pickles

Diavolo: why do humans like pickles

Diavolo: how to convince humans not to eat pickles

Diavolo: why did I get a human

Barbatos: Why do I get out of bed in the morning?

Barbatos: Hangover cures

Barbatos: How to get a human to leave you alone

Barbatos: how to get a human to come back

(Barbatos only liked MC because he liked watching them, now he loves them.)

Solomon: How did they forget I am human

Luke: Do humans like candy?

Simeon: Google

Simeon, already on Google: Google

Simeon: auagiwjqgauabdj

Luke, typing for Simeon: do humans like being hugged

Thirteen: Fastest way to kill a human (but relax it's for a school project)

Thirteen: How to kill Solomon

Thirteen: How to torture a human

Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a human to stop existing?

Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a fallen angel to stop existing

Mephistopeles: Cute babies sleeping

Raphael: Why is the human human?

Michael: Why do people like humans?

Luke, again: is it okay to see a human as family?

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

They are all little nerds ❤️

The proship label says nothing about what content a person consumes.

Proship means you have a "ship and let ship" mentality. The "pro" in proship doesn't stand for "problematic."

"Proship means you ship adult x minor." No it doesn't. Proship means you won't harass or belittle someone who does. Proshippers don't assume the moral values of another person based on fanfiction.

There are Proshippers who are uncomfortable with age gap ships, there are Proshippers who are uncomfortable with shipcest, etc. There isn't a human being on the planet who isn't squicked out by some topics and Proshippers aren't a monolith.

@duckbunny on wanting to live

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Reading ASOUE as a child, I didn't end up with a Violet Baudelaire complex (tying my hair up every time I have to think), or a Klaus Baudelaire complex (reading a shit ton of books about everything), but a rarer third thing I like to call a Lemony Snicket complex (I am very very sad, I write, I love desperately, and I still hope for the best)

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