Kitkat-the-unstable-snack - Kitkat

I'm too gay for my history class our teacher is having us introduce ourselves, what we did this summer, and our favorite song and I introduced myself with I did my summer and my favorite song is swans upon leda and HE PLAYED IT CAUSE HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT WAS

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

If this isn't the truth 😔

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *gnc demon* *the demons diamond block boyfriend* *nonbinary valorant player* *gay catboy* *cottagecore bitch* *lemon person in love with a creeper* *egg*

Y'all should come read the first chapter of a book I'm starting where everyone survived the E5 but they have to go through the difficulties of surviving the E5

[insp.]

A lot of storm chasers don’t just go after tornados. In fact, a large amount of them also go after hurricanes. Kate and Tyler are hands down the tornado-whisperers, but what if Javi’s specialty is hurricanes?

The military deals a lot more with hurricanes than they do tornados, and given that more military bases are at the mercy of hurricanes, it makes sense that Javi would have spent more time with them. But maybe the Tornado Wanglers hadn’t branched out into hurricanes before.

Maybe they notice Javi missing from the parking lot party and find him sitting on the bed of a motel room with the tv on a weather channel covering this massive hurricane headed towards the east coast, phone on speaker as he talks to an old military buddy while he’s looking over data and models on his laptop.

Reading ASOUE as a child, I didn't end up with a Violet Baudelaire complex (tying my hair up every time I have to think), or a Klaus Baudelaire complex (reading a shit ton of books about everything), but a rarer third thing I like to call a Lemony Snicket complex (I am very very sad, I write, I love desperately, and I still hope for the best)

6. Don't be mean:Tumblr is meant for the weird fuck up crazy shit whether it's funny or not don't bully people and shipping is very big so if you go into a Fandom you like and there is a ship you don't like scroll!

TUMBLR 101: a helpful guide for tiktok refugees

are YOU a former tiktok user trying to learn how to use tumblr to fill the void the american tiktok ban is leaving in your soul? here are some things you should know, from someone who’s going on their eighth year on this hellsite:

1. you can say anything on here. gone are the days of having to use words like “unalive” and “seggs.” murder! kill! sex! fuck! speak your mind!

2. there is a community for you on here. regardless of what you’re into or however small the fandom is, you have a place here. at least one other person will have heard of your weird obscure interest. strike up a conversation!

3. followers don’t matter. tumblr is one of the last remaining social media sites in which your number of followers means absolute jack shit. this can be disorienting at first, but once you lean into the fact that everyone on this website is equal, it’s very freeing. clout means nothing here.

4. similarly, you can post at any time. while tiktok has an algorithm that favors certain times, tumblr has no such algorithm. post whatever you want, whenever you want. every post has virtually the same chance at getting notes, regardless of when it is posted.

5. tags can have spaces between the words! this one is very exciting. tags can be a whole sentence. you can also use the tags to comment on someone’s post without actually adding onto the physical post itself (which is sometimes frowned upon and called “derailing” if you use this feature to bring up a completely different point other than the one that’s being made on the original post).

TL;DR: speak your mind, find your place, followers don’t matter, post anytime, have fun with tags!! tumblr is a wonderful site used to share things you’re excited about. be patient with yourself as you’re learning and have fun!

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year