ki-re-al

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has this been done yet

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“crazy how Checo is so supportive of Yuki and Franco but not Liam—” no, crazy is how Checo was so supportive of MAX when he entered Toro Rosso 10 years ago. the entire grid was screaming bloody mary about how teen Max was the living antichrist and Checo’s just like “he’s a talented guy. And what a nice kid <3” while max was out there committing active terrorism. It’s actually hysterical that Checo was so vocally kind to young Max, got signed to redbull, proceeded to gentle-parent max into the perfect teammate for the next three years until max stopped hissing and scratching him like a feral cat and started defending him with a gun… he dealt with all that, but THIS INCIDENT with Liam being his line in the sand just absolutely SENDS ME. its as much a comedy as it is a commentary on Checo’s character.

In my head nhl captains only exist in three forms: ball of sunshine and rainbows (e.g. sidney crosby, sasha barkov), absolute fucking menace (e.g. brad marchand, brady tkachuk) or eternally traumatised by the narrative (e.g. connor mcdavid, quinn hughes)

i love the canucks cant u tell

five place grid penalty. billion dollar bounty on his head. lando norris terrorist attacks twice in one day. british commentators on his ass. no swearing. no video games. virtual safety car warfare. max verstappen gets his wet weather brazil masterclass a la 2016. max verstappen gets his red flag tyre change. max verstappen gets to 2nd place from 17th in half the race, and the only thing standing between him and p1 is alpines own esteban fucking ocon. franco colapinto you earned yourself that second redbull seat my friend. this is the kind of day poets die to witness this is generational talent this is magical realism formula 1 like youll never again see

Can we all agree that nobody, not a single driver, would manage to drag that fuckass RB20 to P6 after a 20 second penalty, except Max fucking Verstappen?

imagine being so unstoppable that even your shitbox of a car cannot slow you down enough. the rival dominant team with a rocketship pace is still intimidated & stressed by you being their threat, so the only way they can beat you is to get help from the official sports judges.

max verstappen, you are indeed one of the greatest

You’re someone’s dream person btw.

i love the grid consensus that if max wins the championship thats fine, he was and will remain a quirky lil evil guy; if charles wins he will be a humble and magnanimous long suffering renaissance painting; but if lando wins he will tranform from annoying brat to insufferable cunt and he must be stopped at all costs by their combined effort because none of them think he deserves it

does this make any sense

Love George approaching his car like "what's all this then, who did that [headshake]" girl you 😭

I'm so obsessed with his side profile....

I'm absolutely loving the unionization of the young drivers against Fernando Alonso.

has this been done already

He really did a perfect pirouette into the sunset, a real ballerina 🩰

His silliness and constant yapping has charmed me I fear

Two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaactlyyy”

The F1 theme song (Oscar Piastri's version)

Ummmm... yeah. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

someone said it could be a vogue cover

strike the pose!!

daniel ricciardo taking the fastest lap point off max’s championship contender mayhem……..charles leclerc all up in mclaren’s business in a ferrari held together by prayer causing all kind of mayhem….….max has assembled his situationships like the avengers to win this championship

Stop tire Degradation!

i genuinely can't stop laughing he's so fucking funny

bonus to use for all empty netters this year:

Quinn Hughes via GIPHY

f1 as more textposts because i love to procrastinate part 2/?

f1 groupchat core

My name is Max Verstappen. I am your favourite driver’s favourite driver. I am your goat’s goat. And I’m gonna serve exactly what you are... CUNT!

mclaren racing ltd, est. 1963

scuderia ferrari, est. 1929