Does This Make Any Sense

Two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaactlyyy”

has this been done yet

“crazy how Checo is so supportive of Yuki and Franco but not Liam—” no, crazy is how Checo was so supportive of MAX when he entered Toro Rosso 10 years ago. the entire grid was screaming bloody mary about how teen Max was the living antichrist and Checo’s just like “he’s a talented guy. And what a nice kid <3” while max was out there committing active terrorism. It’s actually hysterical that Checo was so vocally kind to young Max, got signed to redbull, proceeded to gentle-parent max into the perfect teammate for the next three years until max stopped hissing and scratching him like a feral cat and started defending him with a gun… he dealt with all that, but THIS INCIDENT with Liam being his line in the sand just absolutely SENDS ME. its as much a comedy as it is a commentary on Checo’s character.

imagine being so unstoppable that even your shitbox of a car cannot slow you down enough. the rival dominant team with a rocketship pace is still intimidated & stressed by you being their threat, so the only way they can beat you is to get help from the official sports judges.

max verstappen, you are indeed one of the greatest

mclaren racing ltd, est. 1963

Painting practice

i genuinely can't stop laughing he's so fucking funny

bonus to use for all empty netters this year:

In my head nhl captains only exist in three forms: ball of sunshine and rainbows (e.g. sidney crosby, sasha barkov), absolute fucking menace (e.g. brad marchand, brady tkachuk) or eternally traumatised by the narrative (e.g. connor mcdavid, quinn hughes)

And if I said I wanted to recreate Macbeth at a lake with a fire and fake blood? What then??