Love George Approaching His Car Like "what's All This Then, Who Did That [headshake]" Girl You 😭

Girlhood is crying hysterically while listening to Jeff Buckley

the accuracy..

You’re someone’s dream person btw.

five place grid penalty. billion dollar bounty on his head. lando norris terrorist attacks twice in one day. british commentators on his ass. no swearing. no video games. virtual safety car warfare. max verstappen gets his wet weather brazil masterclass a la 2016. max verstappen gets his red flag tyre change. max verstappen gets to 2nd place from 17th in half the race, and the only thing standing between him and p1 is alpines own esteban fucking ocon. franco colapinto you earned yourself that second redbull seat my friend. this is the kind of day poets die to witness this is generational talent this is magical realism formula 1 like youll never again see

mclaren racing ltd, est. 1963

My name is Max Verstappen. I am your favourite driver’s favourite driver. I am your goat’s goat. And I’m gonna serve exactly what you are... CUNT!

me when

There’s a good man within you Arthur, but he is wrestling with a giant

His silliness and constant yapping has charmed me I fear

i love the grid consensus that if max wins the championship thats fine, he was and will remain a quirky lil evil guy; if charles wins he will be a humble and magnanimous long suffering renaissance painting; but if lando wins he will tranform from annoying brat to insufferable cunt and he must be stopped at all costs by their combined effort because none of them think he deserves it