Over Dinner My Father Decided To Inform Me That Poop Is Mostly Plant Based So It Is Vegan. I Dont Remember

holy hell thats cute

Sliding kiss for the win..

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I’m writing a Harry Potter au in my head. So far my favorite change is that There was no Battle of Hogwarts. Instead, a couple years later, when Harry in an auror, he gets an assignment to track down Voldemort. Since he’s so magic dependent when they find him the break his wand and set him on the muggle world. (This is before Hermione is in office). And a couple days later he’s arrested for running around a public park screaming about “why can’t I kill that stupid child!” He later gets shanked and killed in prison after molesting a fellow inmate.

Am I supposed to have a point to my tumblr page? I see people call them blogs and talk about them like they are supposed to be congruent and have a point to it but I’m just saying stuff that happens to me most of the time. This is just the place I put my thoughts for random internet strangers to see

stealing peoples limbs is not very christ like

Whether someone finds you attractive or not, you are still worthy. You’re still a human being and, even though it’s hard, you shouldn’t base your self worth off of what you look like and how people perceive your body. It doesn’t matter. Attention to body, wether positive or negative, still shines a huge light in the body and even when people mean well with body positivity it can still be harmful. Body’s are just vessels for your mind and, while you should treat them with respect because they keep you alive, don’t judge yourself based off of it.

ok so im new to this tumblr sheet right? but like i feel an obligation to post crap from then depths of my soul so we’re gonna have a fun time ok? ok. 

imma try to not get too political but F YEAH! GO BARBIE!

ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-

BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT

Ok so apparently salvation army sucks so don't support it.

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

I like cake

I’ve seen people say “people who drink straight milk are to be feared”. And yes. You should fear me. My bones have been strengthened 10x that of the human man. I have fallen out of so many trees and off of so many high things and had so many chances to break my bones but they have the strength of steel.