ok so im new to this tumblr sheet right? but like i feel an obligation to post crap from then depths of my soul so we’re gonna have a fun time ok? ok.
Sexually transmitted glitter
I’m so tired of humans. After low contact and then back to full contact my social limit was reached Wednesday and now I have no emotion left. My brain said “when we get home we’re gonna have a break down and cry” and I said “ok. Wait I don’t want to alarm my parents” so now we’re posting this on tumblr for whoever to see rather than asking for help from a qualified person.
The word "lover" is just.... the tenderness... the romance.... the gender neutrality.... whats not to love
holy hell thats cute
Sliding kiss for the win..
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You are just as beautiful as the moon. If you say you’re not beautiful then you would also be saying that the moon is not beautiful.
It’s 2:30 in the morning
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Hi my name is [REDACTED] I’m 18 and live in [REDACTED]. Have fun with whatever bull crap I post every couple month es or days
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