Stealing Peoples Limbs Is Not Very Christ Like

Sexually transmitted glitter

Did anyone else’s friend group in middle school become completely obsessed with bread or were we weird?

I like cake

I’m writing a Harry Potter au in my head. So far my favorite change is that There was no Battle of Hogwarts. Instead, a couple years later, when Harry in an auror, he gets an assignment to track down Voldemort. Since he’s so magic dependent when they find him the break his wand and set him on the muggle world. (This is before Hermione is in office). And a couple days later he’s arrested for running around a public park screaming about “why can’t I kill that stupid child!” He later gets shanked and killed in prison after molesting a fellow inmate.

Im not planning on going to hell but if I end up there I’m gonna find Satan and ask “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” I just wanna know his reaction.

The feminine urge to dominate men in every single way

Not just sexually but also just, beat up every man I see

I’m watching Steven universe and I realized. Some gems and gem stuff have heels. Did gems domesticate horses?

Bee kind or bee dead

BEE DAGGER !!

Ok so apparently salvation army sucks so don't support it.

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY