Sirius: Sometimes I Do Listen To You, You Know.

Harry, turning around: Hermione, please excuse my language-

Harry, turning back to Ron: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

James Potter: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Lily Evans: Since when do you ask for permission?

sixth year james potter getting drunk and getting his head stuck in the stairwell railing reblog if you agree

Every time you reblog this jk.rowling steps on a lego

ao3 turns 15 today

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I'll be fine without my right lung......right??

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

James: I can't stop myself from wanting to kiss her!

Peter: Now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&M's all day.

Remus: Why don’t you just move the M&M's?

Peter: Shut up!

I'm gay and want to launch Donald Trump into a dying star

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Harry: I have to go to the bathroom so bad.

Ron: That's the third time today, man, what is going on with you?

Harry: Oh, Ginny freaked out cause I told her I never drink water so now she's making me drink eight glasses a day. It's like, there's water in soda! There's water in coffee! There's little pools of water on pizza!

Hermione: That's grease, Harry.

Harry: Well it's wet, isn't it?